Joseanne
Erm did we pay a security deposit? I've just received a text to say apparently there is damage to cabin number 6. Gauloises fag ends, red wine spills, suncream smears, a steak in the minibar fridge and a comatose celebrity on the couch.
It wasn't me. I'm changing my number, someone else can own up.
They're trying it on!! When I left, everywhere, including the heads, was spick, span and Bristol fashion!!
Chuck the celebrity overboard, I'll nip back with my Marigolds and scrubber.
We need the deposit back for our next cruise