Lol I’ve just remembered another one! In the mid 1980s (?jeez where did the years go!!), it was a trend for Olan Mills portraits. I got some glamour shots (no not that sort!), where I was all ‘dolled’ up with make-up (they did it) and I had permed shoulder length hair and they added a feather boa which was draped around my neck. I thought I looked the bees knees - and to be fair, the photos came out lovely. Well, I ‘swaggered’ back to the car where hubby was waiting (still thinking I looked ‘absolutely fabulous dahling’) and then looked in the mirror! The make up was put on with a trowel - there was a thick line of foundation - and I looked hideous in the light of day!! And to add insult to injury, although the photos are lovely, anyone who’s seen them do not recognise it as being me! I never did it again and the photos are buried in the loft somewhere ?