I mean, it's sunny. I have a day off work. I am wearing a nice dress. My garden is tidy and I've painted my toenails.
It is as if advertisers know this and online adverts are suggesting I make a jug of Pimms, except I have no Pimms and do I even like Pimms? and I don't think I even have a nice jug or any ice.
Or would I be better investing in Aperol and making an Aperol Spritz instead? but again, I cannot remember if I like it or not
Is this what expensive trips to Sainsburys are made of?
Does this online marketing happen to everyone? How do they even know? (or is it because of Wimbledon?)
What has survived in your garden with minimal or no watering?
What sort of family would you not want to marry into?




