Scottish grans (and friends)

I'm gey peelywally anaw. Ahm hert roastit wi the sun. Oh for rain stotin aff the grun intake the stanks. Ma heid is bilin an ahm as itchy as if a ferlie wis crawlin Ower my shooders.

From the Scottish border.
I me an awe I'm fair mafted. I'll complain when I am chittering.
Too hot to ga for a dook,though I am pretty doft.
We.ve got the midges biting like mad.

Grandmabatty nay need to awa an' bile yer heed wi the weather the noo ? .
Usin' ma' gamp fer a sunshade to keep ma bairn cool.

I come from near St. Andrews so this would be the style of talking whereus me granma came frae Kirkcaddy so I dinna unnerstaund a pickle.

Ah feel as tho ah've fell richt intae a Broons script fur wan oh they screen plays.

Ah wis oot in the gairden bit it wis roastin' so ah've just cam ben the hoose tae cool doon...
The weans in the street huv disappeared, pokey hat time.

‘Que’?

Ach mi wirdie ! Thunder an lightning an ding bouncing off i car!

Hiya pals
Sitting oot in the garden.The sun is beltin down...Ma man's tannin a can of beer....His feet are aw swelt oot wi the heat....Waitin oan the grandweans coming down and I'll take them for a pokey hat...Aww the best grannies fae Scotland

Grannylyn, a pokey hat is an ice cream cone.

grannylyn65

‘Que’?

Fit?

Wheraboots ur ye, Katek? It's still warm and dry in Lanarkshire...

Braw wither here the day, sun an a wee bit breeze so nae girnin fae me. Ah'm ower weel.

Him thro the wa says he can gie me a braw price on a a/c unit. Am sair temptet but ma bidie in willnae hear o it.
Been ower tae the east coast fir lunch an ye ken it's worse, nae green tae be seen at aw.
Tak tent signs aw ower the place fir rain the day. Ay well nae sign o it in Glesga the noo but here's hoping.

Wis you somewae fine for yir denner, Esspee?

It's 32C in London just noo- tae hot fir me. I hate this awffy sunny weather.

Jist a wee Indian howf in Stirling on oor way back fae Falkirk Volver. Nocht fancy. The pakora, prawn dopiaza, pilau rice, nan and ice cream went doon well (allowing OH to charge his car for free).

If ahd kent ye wus in fawkirk Espee I would have tellt ye to come by. Ma kettle aywes oan. Bide a wee whiley.

Jings its poorin' stair rods ootside at last.

It's lookin gey dreich the noo, an gettin waur.
It'll likely be poorin afore lang.

Here too! Drookit n thanks tae me for hinging oot the cloaths

Aye ave been hearin fae pals in Fife, it’s stotting doon.

Canny wait te' stoatin doon,
I'm here fair wabbit oot w' the heat.
Granweans gone hame, but dinna think they'll be in baw baw yet.
Nichts fair hot, so no wee Willie Winkie runnin' through the toon.

If ah have any more showers I'll be swummin oot o this hoose soon. A guide job the hot watter is free as ah hae fancy solar power.

Esspee

Jist a wee Indian howf in Stirling on oor way back fae Falkirk Volver. Nocht fancy. The pakora, prawn dopiaza, pilau rice, nan and ice cream went doon well (allowing OH to charge his car for free).

At sounds fine Esspee