If you were to appear on Mastermind what would your specialist subject be? Lighthearted?

Things I have bumped into in my car since 1978. (a workman’s tarmac roller; a parked moped; a traffic cone which got caught underneath and was dragged along)

Inedible food I have sweated over to produce, since 1968

Garments I have started to knit but never finished

Books I have never finished.
Clothes I have bought because I will lose weight.
Films I have watched to the end because they’re bound to get better (should take a hint from the way I treat books).
People I’ve insulted without meaning to do so.

Crisis I have fretted about and lost sleep over which have never happened.

Embarrassing moments in my life when I have wished the ground would open and swallow me up.

Witty remarks I should have made, but thought about too late.

The art of whinging

The art of catastrophising

Opportunities I have missed through fear

Putting one’s foot in it.

The ability to look busy doing nothing.
Browsing the internet.
Taking ages to look for something I have put in a safe place.

My friend made it to the mastermind semi final a few years ago.

I would like to think of a topic I could answer just one question on!

How about pseudonyms Oldbat. Q. How did you come up with your GN name?

What was your friends specialist subject?

The art of procrastination.

Excuses for not doing all manner of things.

The bits of neglected housework which the casual observer will not notice.

Housekeeping tips for sluts.

How to embarrass your children

How to embarrass your grandchildren

Places for hiding gifts, that are not discovered until after the intended event

How to be more decisive....I think.

henetha My sister always says 'I used to be indecisive but now I'm not so sure'.

Things I am keeping because they might be useful one day

Men I have known.

Dust.

hosing door mats

Sports I have never shone at.
Things I would never eat
Procrastination
And, like Pandapatch,
Things I am keeping because they might be useful one day

Experiences I have missed out on because of "what if....."
Things I have been very keen on and then completely changed my mind
Overthinking everything

Things my husband has kept which never became useful one day

Baggytrazzas

hosing door mats

????

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How about pseudonyms Oldbat. Q. How did you come up with your GN name?

What was your friends specialist subject?

Haha. Name was given as a term of endearment by work colleague (I think anyway).
Friends specialist subject was works by an author. Being shown again this week. English isn’t her first language either. Amazing.

Where have I put my glasses?
Where have I put my car keys.
Weird places I have put my glasses/car keys.

How to fight your way through the NHS and care systems.

Heaven knows I have had enough practice!

Procrastination- but then I'd have to wait a bit.

Lists I have made (and added to, after the event, so I can cross more items off)