Memorable phrases

I always remember Mandy Rice-Davies - ‘Well he would, wouldn’t he?’.

I thought that if anyone mentioned the Queen's 'mobility problems' once more I would scream!

Germanshepherdsmum : my favourite quote!

Now is not the time for soundbites but I feel the hand of history on my shoulder.

"What first attracted you to the millionaire, Paul Daniels?"

Michael Caine - "To me, growing old is great. It's the very best thing - considering the alternative."

Renee - "Can't go back and keep making same mistakes. Must keep moving forward and make new ones."

I'm quite fond of the Groucho Marx sentence:
I don't want to belong to any club that would have me as a member.

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars’
Oscar Wilde

Bette Davis ‘Growing old isn’t for wimps’.

Shirley Conrad. “ life’s too short to stuff a mushroom “

That’s Conran sorry

None of us get out of this alive ?

The smallest good deed is better than the best good intention!

Never say anything that cannot stand as the last thing you said.

Survivor of Auschwitz.

There are no pockets in a shroud.

You cannot discover new oceans without the courage to lose sight of the shore - Andre Gide

Luck is a lifetime of preparation waiting for a moment of opportunity - Matt Baker

We'll get to the end of the day and things will get better; tomorrow will be a good day - Captain Sir Tom Moore

Elton John : "I'm fifty-five, I'll do what I want! " (Yes, I know it was twenty years ago! But he was so right!)

"Grief is the price we pay for love," Queen Elizabeth II said in support of those who lost loved ones in the terrorist attacks of 9/11.

Today is the 21st anniversary.

My friend's lovely nan: I'm 84 and I shall have sex with whoever I want. (after a raised eyebrow or two).

Totally agree with many of the above, particularly Groucho Marx.

Graham Norton - "being a chat show host means I've never seen a film I didn't like"

'What fresh hell is this? - Dorothy Parker

Although variations on the following anecdote exist with different people, the story is being told of Winston Churchill's encounter with Lady Astor who, after failing to shake him in an argument, broke off with the petulant remark, "Oh, if you were my husband, I'd put poison in your tea." "Madame," Winston responded, "if I were your husband, I'd drink it with pleasure."[72] On another occasion, Lady Astor allegedly came upon Churchill, and he was highly intoxicated. She highly disapproved of alcohol, and she said to him "Winston, you're drunk!" To which he replied "And you are ugly. However, when I wake up tomorrow, I shall be sober, and you will still be ugly!"

If he/she had another brain it’d be lonely. Everyone.

My little Irish gran, to people she disliked: "If ye were a dog, I'd have ye put down!"