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When I was a witch… ???

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Witzend Mon 10-Oct-22 16:26:06

Might have posted this before, but here goes anyway.

It was decades ago, when I didn’t look anything like as old-hag like as I do now. But shortly before Halloween, I was in a huge Homebase with dh, looking for a besom broom (broomstick type) for sweeping wet leaves off the lawn.

Dh did his usual disappearing act, so having found my broom and paid, I was left very cross and fuming by the checkout, grasping my broom, twiggy bit up, until he deigned to appear.

Until I noticed a little boy of maybe 4, half hiding fearfully behind his mother and whispering, ‘Mummy, is she a witch?’ ?

Greenfinch Mon 10-Oct-22 16:31:25

grin

MissAdventure Mon 10-Oct-22 16:34:22

grin

I hope you turned him into a snail or something.

RichmondPark1 Mon 10-Oct-22 16:36:24

Brilliant. You could have just left your DH in the shop and flown home on your broomstick.

Yammy Mon 10-Oct-22 16:36:43

My daft DH once borrowed our DH plastic Halloween long nose and drove all the way to work across the city to work. The best reaction he got was at a school crossing when he got cheered by mums and children. When he told me I went crazy thinking of all the incidents it could have created.

AreWeThereYet Mon 10-Oct-22 16:39:28

Think I have posted this before too...

Many years ago one of my teams renamed me as the Wicked Witch of the West after I left a pair of shiny red shoes next to my desk one evening. When I got to work the next day someone had drawn and hung a big puff of smoke above it. Wicked Witch of the West was later shortened to W-cubed and then W.

Chocolatelovinggran Mon 10-Oct-22 17:18:27

I hope that you said yes ! A reception child asked an Ofsted inspector, quite casually "Are you a witch?" She did have rather a pointy nose..but I was a little concerned that it might affect the ladies' judgement.

Concordia Mon 10-Oct-22 17:39:31

I once bought one of those besoms at a crowded country fair. The stall holder asked me if I'd be okay getting it through the crowds to the car park. Quick as a flash, my husband replied, "oh, she'll be fine. She'll just ride it home."

Witzend Mon 10-Oct-22 18:27:06

Concordia

I once bought one of those besoms at a crowded country fair. The stall holder asked me if I'd be okay getting it through the crowds to the car park. Quick as a flash, my husband replied, "oh, she'll be fine. She'll just ride it home."

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