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Daddima Thu 17-Nov-22 15:43:56

: A store that sells new husbands has opened in London where a woman may go to choose a husband.
Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:

You may visit this storeONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increases as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor or may choose to go up to the next floor but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs.
She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love children.
'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.'

So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love children, and are extremely good-looking.

'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love children, are extremely good-looking, and do housework..

'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love children, are extremely good-looking, do housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

PLEASE NOTE:

To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.

The first floor has wives that love sex.

The second floor has wives that love sex, have money and like beer.

The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.

jenpax Sun 20-Nov-22 16:36:32

We all have different ideas of what we find amusing it doesn't indicate a sense of humour bypass if a certain joke doesn't work for us! I like Dylan Moran in Black Books for instance but a close friend doesnt find find it funny at all 😂

Lucca Sun 20-Nov-22 16:44:47

Nothing to do with PC /woke etc I just didn’t find it funny, is that not allowed ?

I found victoria wood hilarious but don’t find say Sara Pascoe funny.

It’s really quite unpleasant all the posters talking about sense of humour bypass etc. a bit like accusing people with different taste in music of being unmusical

Duvetdiva Sun 20-Nov-22 17:22:35

Of course we all have different senses of humour but why feel the need to say that it didn’t amuse you? I find that a bit below the belt.
I thought it was very funny BTW

Susiewakie Sun 20-Nov-22 17:44:40

Hilarious

NannaGrandad Sun 20-Nov-22 17:47:44

I love it! Think there’s a lot of truth in it too 😊

Lucca Sun 20-Nov-22 18:53:46

Duvetdiva

Of course we all have different senses of humour but why feel the need to say that it didn’t amuse you? I find that a bit below the belt.
I thought it was very funny BTW

Belowthe belt ?

Is this thread called “don’t dare say it’s not funny?”
I said it didn’t amuse me because it didn’t. Simple as that.

“I had a salted caramel ice cream last night”.

“Oh sorry I don’t like them”

Why feel the need to say you don’t like caramel ice cream, that’s below the belt “

????? New GN rule ?

icanhandthemback Sun 20-Nov-22 19:39:46

It's funny what people on GN find to fight about!

Wyllow3 Sun 20-Nov-22 19:43:09

Well this one is rather bizarre icanhandthemback I mean surely its OK to find something funny or not? We cant all have the same SOH.

Vintagenonna Sun 20-Nov-22 19:45:27

Laff, I 'ad to wring 'em out!

Or

Laff? I thought me leg's ud rust.

Wyllow3 Sun 20-Nov-22 19:55:28

Or simply worralaff!!!!

happycatholicwife1 Sun 20-Nov-22 20:14:41

I laughed. Think there's a lot of truth there. I'm surprised at you, Fanny Cornforth. You usually are pretty level-headed, not one to be miffish.

LancashireGran Sun 20-Nov-22 20:41:39

Nothing wrong with not finding the joke funny Lucca We all have a different sense of humour afterall. What cracks me up are the po faced finger waggers who can't just say that it's not their taste in jokes but instead have to remind us all of the stereotypical misandry, misogyny and misanthropy of the joke!!! grin And as for likening it to a Bernard Manning joke..... obviously didn't go to his Embassy Club! grin

icanhandthemback Sun 20-Nov-22 22:18:00

Wyllow3, probably best to ignore the less kind comments. I don't think there is anything wrong with not finding the same things funny but I am interested in what things people find funny. It's a subtle difference!

AussieGran59 Sun 20-Nov-22 22:47:41

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

Callistemon21 Sun 20-Nov-22 22:50:04

AussieGran59

Exactly, Callistemon21! But we love our fantastic Aussie men. Wouldn’t swap mine for the world and we’ve been married since 1879.

I missed this post

Congratulations- you deserve a gold medal AussieGran 🏅

Tamayra Sun 20-Nov-22 22:50:44

I laughed Some Aussie men are larrikins It’s their saving grace
I know I live with one

Blossoming Sun 20-Nov-22 22:53:53

Maybe some people have assumed that Daddima is a male, mocking women.

There are some truly offensive jokes in the internet cesspits, this isn’t one of them.

Hithere Sun 20-Nov-22 23:28:55

Not my type of humour at all - how stereotypical and demeaning for both genders

Kamiso Sun 20-Nov-22 23:46:46

It’s only a joke! Made me smile but wondered if it was a wind up to set some grannies off!

Hithere Mon 21-Nov-22 00:57:23

Generally speaking, most of offensive comments are classified as jokes to be accepted

FannyCornforth Mon 21-Nov-22 04:47:08

happycatholicwife1

I laughed. Think there's a lot of truth there. I'm surprised at you, Fanny Cornforth. You usually are pretty level-headed, not one to be miffish.

Well, thank you hcw. What a nice thing to say.

I probably did go over board with the ‘misandry’ stuff, I was probably caught in a grumpy mood. I’m actually quite partial to a bit of misanthropy.

LancashireGran I can assure you that I am far from being ‘a po faced finger wagger’ grin

But, like Lucca, I just don’t think that it is at all funny - which of course is the entire purpose of a joke.

It’s over long; cliched to the point of banality; and the lift analogy is laboured and clunky.

And having read some of the latter comments, (I haven’t read the full thread) I’m reminded of the maxim, ‘writing about music is like dancing about architecture’

Vintagejazz Mon 21-Nov-22 08:27:29

The things people find to argue about.

Lucca Mon 21-Nov-22 08:30:10

Vintagejazz

The things people find to argue about.

Makes a change from endless chat about “festive food” at least.

Vintagejazz Mon 21-Nov-22 08:59:03

It's just turned into a very grumpy thread.

tickingbird Mon 21-Nov-22 09:06:10

It’s over long; cliched to the point of banality; and the lift analogy is laboured and clunky.. Oh dear.