You are a Burglar

Oh yes - hair brushes and combs as I look like Jiffy !

Remotes
Keys
Phone chargers
Can openers
Knives
Scissors
Instruction books
Glasses
Handy pens and paper pads
Belts
The other glove
The other sock
One shoe from a pair ...
My New Year resolution : be more tidy and organised !

The fuses from all the plugs.
The mobile phone batteries.
Flick off the switches on the fuse box.
All the hairbrushes and combs.
The printer ink.
The bread, milk, coffee and tea bags
One shoe from each pair making sure that some are left and some are right so that they can go for more shoes but have to wear odd ones.

My old cat used to steal the neighbours underwear. Only ladies bras and pants, plus food. He came over the fence with a raw beef joint one day and a whole cooked chicken another.
Worst thing he ever brought home was an enormous fluorescent pink crotch-less thong!

Toilet rolls and light bulbs

(I really did that once, and he deserved it)

I'd take the fuses from the plugs, some curtain hooks - loo rolls, one sock from each pair - and the lids from every bottle in the fridge!

It would have been a breach of the contract unless stipulated that the unit was going to be removed, and in that case it should have been 'made safe' so not to flood the kitchen.

If I found a copy of 'The Spare' I'd leave it behind.

Matelda- Waste disposal units can be quite expensive so probably not such a daft idea- probably re-fitted it in his new home- Not as sure about letterbox you get them quite cheaply.😁

Sawsage2- yes sadly i thought so too.😞

Mishy- how odd-Was it a holiday rental? they could have been taking stuff they needed at home maybe? I'd have just kept deposit to replace them all😆

And I thought gransnetters were nice, kind people .

Light bulbs
TV remote
Sink plugs
Anything connected to Alexa

AAGA4- he was a true true cat burglar then?😂😹

remote control and chargers for mobiles along with any game controllers and x boxes

Ro60- that must have been you at our old house then- we put our tree away in january but when next december came around we couldnt find it anywhere.Had to buy a real one instead that year..it never did turn up, even when we moved out!😂

Hair straighteners and all shampoo and conditioner!

Brilliant AGAA4 🐈‍⬛😻

Calendar....the old-fashioned write-on one on the kitchen wall

Toothbrushes
Fuse box
Windows

And then remove the drawer knobs

In my son's neighbourhood there was a cat who was a burglar. The owner had a notice on their gate to apply here if you are missing anything as our cat is a master burglar. They had a collection of bras, knickers, socks and other items that the cat took a fancy to.

I would just swap all the kitchen drawers around

The base of the kettle.

I had a rental property and someone did this: egg poacher cups from the poaching pan, grill from the grill pan, glass plate from the microwave, glass dish from the soap dish in the shower room along with the loo brush container, remote control, a couple of pan lid knobs, kept their deposit until all items were returned.