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You are a Burglar

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VioletSky Sat 07-Jan-23 22:46:52

But you only steal things that slightly inconvenience people.

What are you taking?

I'd take:

The glass plate in the microwave

The knob off the oven.

The bathroom light bulb

cornergran Sun 08-Jan-23 09:38:18

Tin opener

A piece of a current jigsaw puzzle

Computer mouse

TillyTrotter Sun 08-Jan-23 08:48:22

A sewing box

An Allen key

A cup coaster

toscalily Sun 08-Jan-23 07:55:18

Back Door Key
Sugar (He uses far too much in his tea)
Washing up Liquid

Witzend Sun 08-Jan-23 07:53:20

Kitchen scissors
My chin hair tweezers 😱
iPad/phone charging plug

MrsKen33 Sun 08-Jan-23 06:52:23

All cutlery and knives
Chargers
Showerheads
Bank cards

Grannynannywanny Sun 08-Jan-23 06:07:24

Shower head

Bath plug

Laundry pegs

Hipsy Sun 08-Jan-23 05:38:57

Spectacles
Slippers
Hairbrush

grannydarkhair Sun 08-Jan-23 03:49:43

Brilliant thread!
Soap, spoons, sharp knives.

Redhead56 Sun 08-Jan-23 01:06:07

Remotes
Lightbulbs from overhead lights I only like wall lights
Alexa we have several
Remove Hive from the wall
Every other gadget that irritates me in our house such as timers can’t stand them.

SunshineSally Sun 08-Jan-23 00:48:13

Or maybe the ballcock part as it’s not immediately obvious 🀣

SunshineSally Sun 08-Jan-23 00:46:16

Toilet flush handle

SunshineSally Sun 08-Jan-23 00:42:46

VioletSky

1/4 of a cm from the bottom of one table leg

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VioletSky Sun 08-Jan-23 00:37:44

1/4 of a cm from the bottom of one table leg

OnwardandUpward Sun 08-Jan-23 00:36:14

Coffee

Ro60 Sun 08-Jan-23 00:31:10

Loving this πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Brilliant VS
The Christmas tree - wouldn't know until next year 😱

VioletSky Sun 08-Jan-23 00:21:37

Chestnut

Shoe laces
Front doormat
Tea bags

Tea bags!?

You must have the mind of an evil genius

Chestnut Sun 08-Jan-23 00:16:39

Shoe laces
Front doormat
Tea bags

ElaineI Sun 08-Jan-23 00:04:22

All the chargers, all the remotes and the garage door key!

Yammy Sat 07-Jan-23 23:47:27

DH trousers
I pad
walking boots
manuals for the washing machine/spin dryer
Car keys his not mine
mirrors

henetha Sat 07-Jan-23 23:39:24

The grill pan.
Matching plates
The cat.....or is that too unkind? grin

Nanatoone Sat 07-Jan-23 23:34:50

What a lovely, evil lot! Thanks for the laugh. Now where are my nail clippers?

LisaAN Sat 07-Jan-23 23:32:45

Comb and hairbrush

SunshineSally Sat 07-Jan-23 23:31:52

Kettle

Teaspoons

Measuring jug

p0Sy Sat 07-Jan-23 23:26:26

Bath mat

HotfootSue67 Sat 07-Jan-23 23:24:26

Milk

Keys

Slippers