My friend hosted an Anne Summers party. I owed her a favour so I agreed to go. After about 10 mins it came to me who the saleslady was. The quietest girl in my class at Grammar School from years ago. It was long ago but I seem to remember ordering was all very discreet.
However, when the goods turned up my friend was sorting it all out and everything was individually wrapped in brown paper. There was one long thin box and my friend said “looks as though the glow in the dark vibrator has arrived for X”. We fell about laughing. 🤣
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