Is my washing machine cleverer than I am?

I always find it amazing that the machine is capable of turning things inside out when you know you've put it in the right way.

Those bits of white on the black trouser - pain 😫

My clever washing machine if I don't popper up the duvet cover always seems to manage to put the pillowcases inside the duvet cover.

My machine can definitely undo knots 🤪

Mine is excellent at tying them argym .

Mine gets hungry and eats socks!!!😊

Mine is the same as Su22 and sometimes the duvet cover is on its own in the machine and the other small pieces are in the duvet cover keeping the pillowcases company.

My new washing machine overides the programs that I put on and decides for itself how long it will take, the shortest program 23 minutes always takes at least half an hour!

My washing machine is so clever it needs a man to operate it, so OH does all the washing!

Apparently, in future, they won't use any water or cleaning chemicals - somehow, they'll just shake the dirt out of things!

(Whirlpool has launched a new 'Ozone AirRefresh' technology designed to wash delicate clothes without any detergent or water.)

My machine decides if clothing is rinsed enough, or washed enough - it's quite alarming. It will often show ten minutes left on the programme, and when I go back to hang the laundry out it is showing fifteen minutes as it has decided to give the load another rinse.

My new washer has a console like a jet fighter! My husband calls it Evil Edna.

My washing machine is so clever it hides sox I swear I put the pairs in but always manage to loose one

If you leave a tissue in a wash. 5 aspirin in the machine and a wash and the worst is gone. Saved me...or rather my clothes a few times

Years ago, we had an English Electric Liberator machine, with a sloping front, anyone remember those?
Anyway, it had a Solenoid switch when changing programme. I found out that it was my machine who was changing the radio station when the solenoid was actioned. Weird!

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My washing machine Child Locks without being dialled to . Unfortunately, I have lost the booklet that came with it. I often have to do another quick load to get it to open.

Appliances are so “space-age” now I feel I’m going to set off into a moon orbit. Even the smallest of appliances come with buttons and knobs with manuals written in ten languages!

I’m afraid to buy a new washer/dryer. Try setting up a new smart TV with streaming infrastructure… Forget it! I give up!
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My machine has fourteen programmes some of which take three hours. I just use the shortest time and rarely the maximum temperature. Also by putting soda crystals in the detergent drawer use less detergent.0

I put delicate undies in zip up net bags to keep them together. If there’s the slightest gap in the zip, my washing machine liberates the delicates and ties them round the other washing!

I always pair up my socks before washing them, using stainless steel nappy pins. I bought mine from Amazon. Saves loads of time trying to pair them when they are dry.

Everything in my kitchen is cleverer than I am. I think it all laughs and sniggers at me behind my back.

Singingnutty Wouldn't it be great if a washing machine detected tissues. Glad you were able to get the washing outside, hopefully a bit of a breeze to help blow the dreaded stuff off.