I have to share this. I'm quite cock-a-hoop about it.
Ok here's the background to it......I thought absolutely NOTHING of popping into a public toilet. Never sat upon the seat, swarmed with invisible germs, always hovered above the seat, not a problem.
Fast forward to recent years.
Hovering is out of the question ( no need to blather on explaining why ) so I used lengths of loo paper to lay upon the seat for protection this enabling me to sit and wee. That was until for some unknown reason, when standing up a strip of loo paper ended up tucked into my bloomin pants!
Sooooooo ( yes i will get to the punchline) I thought they must sell disposable toilet seat protectors AND THEY DO.... AMAZON....
SOOOOOOOO I ordered some and made a special little pouch for them to go in... pop it in my bag and now visits to a public loo are noooooo longer a problem ( and no more dangling strips of loo paper protruding from my attire !!!!)
Yeahhhhhhhh I'm cock-a-hoop.... 😃
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