We’re in need of a shake up! Fun would I lie to you time!

LauraNorderr

I can still do a headstand

True

Sago A lie
. Your mother may have slept with someone who went on to be a Rolling Stone but no Rolling Stone in 1961.

widgeon3

I once demonstrated boa constrictors at Blackool Tower Circus

but am too long in the tooth to have known any of the celebs mentioned so far

I want it to be true widgeon3 but what did you do with the snakes?

I danced onstage in a bunny girl costume, complete with fishnet tights, ears and a fluffy tail.

LauraNorderr

I can still do a headstand

True?

A lie I’m afraid, don’t have the muscle strength any more to do a headstand. Probably be blinded by my enormous boobs if I tried.

Mollygo, I want to believe you because I did the same myself but as the White Rabbit in a pantomime, white fur, fluffy ears, pink bobtail, no fishnets though.
Bet your performance was a little more risqué. You minx you.

LauraNorderr

A lie I’m afraid, don’t have the muscle strength any more to do a headstand. Probably be blinded by my enormous boobs if I tried.

Oh, I have been imagining a svelte LauraNorderr doing headstands, handstands, back flips etc ☹

It was true LauraNorderr. The adult tap class I went to, put on an end of term show and I was in the bunny girl item. It wasn’t at all raunchy despite the fishnets, but my children were both proud and embarrassed.

I was asked to dance by Eddie Murphy in a NY nightclub in the late 1980s

Carry Grant slept in my bed

We’re you in the bd at the time win?

I murdered predictive text when it inserted an apostrophe without my knowledge. I’m hoping the jury will understand my frustration and let me off.

Were you in the bed at the time win?

I think it’s true Luella. Did you?

A hotel bed Win?

My mum, now 92, did her hairdressing apprenticeship with Paul McCartney’s Auntie Gin. She and my dad were good friends with Paul and a couple of the other Beatles, and later I was included in trips to Forthlin Road to socialise.

It was my personal bed as I run the hotel

That sounds lovely Pammiel and good enough to be true

LauraN No I was not, but I never washed the sheets for weeks!!!! He had to have a King Sized bed and mine was the only one at the hotel at the time. I still have the card with his autograph thanking me for the stay.

I 'slept' with Cat Stevens 1969....?

Actually, Grans, can we just acknowlegde we dont know how we got here, and, like the good fairy, those who come after do the best they can? Enough said?

It is true, NotAGran55! Exciting times.

I had a job on a telephone sex line as a domanatrix.

Sure wasn’t the winner of a spelling bee, were you ?

Possibly biglouis ……just possibly ?