Had the misfortune tonight of sitting next to somebody who claimed to be an actor and occasional lecturer at drama school.
He made a big theatrical thing of “shall I squeeze past you” as he needed to sit the other side of us. After the play started a few people around us opened their sweets so I went to open mine. I felt a jab in my elbow and I just assumed he was getting comfy, then another jab and then a hiss and he said “do you mind, we’re watching a play”. So I suggested he told everybody else not just me.
I put the sweets away and never once moved but I was not happy. When the lights went on at the end I turned to him and said “I was very tempted to jab you in the elbow a few times because you smell of damp and mothballs and I have had to put up with that all evening but unlike you I don’t do that to people.” The woman he was with sat there open mouthed. Then he said “but we’re watching a play”. I said “I don’t need you to tell me what a play is or how to behave”.
Loads of people were eating sweets and a few had drinks with them and I hate hearing people continuously rattling papers but I deliberately chose sweets with no wrappers!
If theatres don’t want people to eat or drink then they should not sell such things and they should display signs to that effect.
What time do you get up and go to bed?

