WANTED staff and punters Argy Bargy under new management

Thank you for your kind ministrations during what passed as a horrendous night, especially Delila. I'm sure we've met before🤔. I have found a marvellous use for the tubs of Brassicalissiscrub. Works a treat on the llama's hooves. Alarma was thrilled, and needless to say, wanted something a tad different. I have packed her off to TackiNails to add glitter🤦‍♀️.

Isn’t that a two-person job? Uh-oh….I see what you’re playing at!

I'm going to be the Furry Godmother. The only costume I could find was for the donkey from last year's nativity.

Gnasher will be good but I don't trust Alarma. She will want to upstage everyone else. brook is very good at keeping the llamas calm so hope she will be here soon.

I think it’s Charleygirl with the Admiral then. Don’t know where she found my dress though - I put it out in the shed with the llamas after the Brassicalissimo debacle. The Captain lent me a pair of overalls.

Let’s hope Gnasher behaves around the children!

Sorry Delila but she was wearing your dress 🤔 Gnasher is in charge of any drunks. He is good at biting bottoms if they get out of order.

AGAA, that’s not me cuddled up with the admiral, I managed to shake him off after our Argentinian Tango. Least said about that the better. I’ve moved on. I’m here to help clear up for the panto before Pigstrotter Primary arrive.

It will be refreshing to see everyone sober for the occasion🤞🏼Put that blow-up hippo out in the barn will you Pitt? It’s caused enough trouble already and heaven forbid we get an explosion of Brassicalissimo all over the children!

When Pigstrotter Primary arrive we need the Admiral out of the way too. We can't have him doing his elephant impression again. The 5 year olds were traumatised and everyone else too 😲

The llamas are all up now and yep Laura they’ve had a good hose down and so has ixion once I’d managed to untangle her from the wall. Shes looking much better now but it’s a shame we can’t say the same about the Admiral
Dress rehearsal for the panto later all the llamas have got their special outfits and the little kiddies from Pigstrotter Alley Primary are due at 4. Best get everyone sobered up B4 then and dangerous objects out of reach Best get Hamish out of the way too
I’m just off now down the market so I’ll take some of those calendars to flog there Pittcity

Pittcity is March any better. It's going to be a long winter

There were quite a few punters still draped over the tables from last night so I've encouraged them out into the cold and rain to sober up. The Admiral is still in his usual corner as he is a fixture now. He seems happy cuddling up with Delila.
May Hem and Kay Oss are still drinking so I see trouble ahead when we open.

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January and February.

Just got a copy of the Argy Bargy 2024 calendar.

I’m off home,,it’s been a long day, and night 😉

Sounding more like yourself already ixion, good for you.

Forget the tincture.
I'll be in need of a hefty snifter.
You are all very kind😢

Move over both of you - I’ve got poor ixion and she can’t make it home with all those bandages on her. Don’t let her get too hot though - I’ll bring a homeopathic tincture for her in the morning.
What a shock😱

There might night staff, careful not to scare them off, they’re obviously having trouble sleeping to be in The Argy that late

I’m sure Brook will be in early to hose you down with the llamas. Is that coat hook strong enough to hold you overnight

We could use the brassicalissiscrub to clean the spitoons, all is not lost

Sleep?😱.You must be kidding.
Prop me up behind the door, that'll be as good as it gets☹️.
What time do the staff come in?

Ixion, is there any loo roll left in the ladies, you look like an andrex armadillo

Gulp! Er you don’t look that bad ixion ..I’m sure no one will notice. I could paint you with camomile to tone it down a bit.
Come on. I will sneak you in the back door and you can sleep in the snug with me and Laura. I’m sure it will have worn off by the morning 🤞🏽

Disaster with the Brassicalissiscrub.
I am the colour of a lobster with the skin texture of an armadillo.
It was a bad move to extol its virtues as a body scrub😳.
Trust I will have faded by the morning.

Laura wake up. I can’t see anything out here it’s pitch black. Bring the torch 🔦