WANTED staff and punters Argy Bargy under new management

I’m off to rescue AGA. I might have to bring in some help 👨‍🚒 I may be gone a while. 🤣

Phew, we’re back. Took ages coz AGA insisted she check over all the firemen as she wanted the fittest one to be the one who carried her down.
I’ve asked them all in for a drink later as a thank you. Mind you they did say last time they came for a drink at the Argy, one of them was missing when they got back to the station…….*GG*?🤔

That was the best lift I've had in years. Anthony was amazing carrying me down the pole. Now you mention it Doodle I haven't seen him since GG have him a cocktail and a bag of chips.

Gave him not have him......mmmm maybe right first time.

Anyone checked the sprouts recently?
One of the llamas is looking very green 🤢 🤢

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Anyone checked the sprouts recently?
One of the llamas is looking very green 🤢 🤢

They boiled dry 😲

I was too busy making sure the Adniral was being well cared for

Never mind, I've put another lot on to boil simmer, hope they'll be done in time!

Er im just going to take the llamas out in the back yard. Just in case there’s an explos ……..💥💥💥💥🤢
Phew, that was close Maddy’s teeth just flew past me and embedded themselves in the cellar door. 🦷.

Where’s Hamish. I need a drink. I think I’ll have a Cherry brandy snowball with whipped cream and chocolate shavings please barman.

Just come in to see what you mad lot are up to😄 give us a highball please , no not the ratty admiral thanks, but a delicious and very alcoholic drinkie.
Anyone mind if I do the fandango?

Not in the least Oreo. Just don’t knock any of the drinks over or you’ll upset the punters.

That’s alright, I’ll get up on this table in the corner, here I go, skirts in the air tap tap bang crash.

Are you alright Oreo? You seem to have one leg in the spittoon and one over your shoulder. Nice frillies by the way. Madam Pom Pom I assume.

🎶I know a song that’ll get on yer nerves, get on yer nerves🎶
Get off the karaoke now Calli, that ear worm is imbedded. No wonder I forgot about the sprouts, the noises coming out of that llama would do the marching bands proud.

Lovely shade of puce those bloomers Oreo

GrannyGravy, you shouldn’t have let Jude Law out of your cellar, all the staff have run off after him, last seen diving into the harbour.
Oreo’s bloomers are floating out to sea AGA is doing the breaststroke but Doodle is going all out with butterfly. Brook is trying to paddle on a llama. May Hem and Kay Oss on the wharf and now Delila is doing a tango on the pontoon. Now ixion is diving in after Calli, ooh they’re trying to rescue Maddy’s teeth.
OMG the Admiral has appeared in his budgie smugglers, can’t look.

Is that Pitt trying to get in the Rolls Royce with Charleygirl. She won’t share that Bollinger Pitt, we’ve all tried.

Nobody liked my fandango😩 so think I’ll go in for the full strip off now,I need some music, will the admiral play his pipe for me do ya think?
Ta da da daaa ta da da daaaa here goes my bra, look out! It’s a bit heavy with the potatoes I stuff it with, ooops, sorry!

Where is Roses. Is she still trying to untangle her tassels?

Doodle

Are you alright Oreo? You seem to have one leg in the spittoon and one over your shoulder. Nice frillies by the way. Madam Pom Pom I assume.

Yeah, am very bendy.I found the puce frillies in the cellar so borrowed them to show off my fandango.

Oh Oreo now I know where Roses tassels went. Cor you’ve got them spinning in both directions

Urms thinks wearing Patsy’s dungarees means we don’t know she’s here disguised as Ruby.
That pce612 and her mate GrandmaChrisy have been in the cellar with Thor and Hamish all week, they’ve got staying power that’s for sure.

Well that was a waste of time. I’m soaking wet and I didn’t catch up with Jude at all.
Careful Oreo you nearly had my eye out with those tassels.
Good trick though. You’ll have to be in our end of year show.
I will be doing my usual Lady Godiva act on the back of one of the llamas. Just hope the fireworks don’t set Gnasher off like last year we were up Pigstrotter Alley, through Madame Pom Poms, past the fire station and round the harbour before he ran out of breath. I left my wig at harbour Masters office but collected 3 see through bras and 5 pairs of thongs on my way through Madame Pom Poms.

Jude can really swim fast. Doodle's butterfly stroke is looking a bit moth-eaten and I knew I shouldn't have put all the cash in my bikini top while doing breast stroke. Gnasher has gone off in the wrong direction so *brook is headed for what looks worryingly like a whale. No it's ok it's GG's plumber. He has grown a lot since I last saw him.

Im on it Doodle I wouldn’t trust Gnasher again this year but Sir Spits a Lot is nice and clean and well groomed - a comfy ride too, well recommended for your Lady Godiva outing

Ah, hence the tsunami at the harbourside. All that kerfuffle.

Me and my bow got proper soaked. So much for a quiet moonlit walk discussing the merits of Nietzsche's philosophical polemics - we had to dash home and strip off.
Am I too late for a 🍺🥃🍹🍻🥂?