WANTED staff and punters Argy Bargy under new management

I sneaked into your cellar GG and there they all were sitting on beanbags eating steak and chips. Big crate of beer there for them too. I said I'd come to help them escape but they wouldn't come. They are all twice the men they were.

Witty Dickington is bringing his pussy in tonight. Watch the llamas don’t pinch its boots.

Is Alarma playing Cinderella or one of the not so pretty sisters.
I’m wondering if Jude Law, in his current ahemmm shall we say GGravy fattened state could dress up as a Christmas pudding for the panto later

You've done a lovely job with Alarma brook but is Gnasher's bow tie supposed to be on his head. Humpfree seems to be in a pickle with his kilt.

Doodle likes being sleeping beauty as she can have her usual ten pints and nobody will notice.

Streets paved with gold, even?
Here's just the thing. I went for Shabby Chic shade.
Very us, I thought.
Well, shabby, if not chic.
Anyone got a brush?

I've sourced this for the more intrepid.
Anyone fancy a Shirley Eaton moment?
Gold Finger- or anywhere else?

LauraNorderr

Panto night tonight. Is everybody ready.

Oh no it isn't!

Oh yes it is

Careful Ixion, now you’ve sprayed the mirror, who’s gonna tell us who’s the fairest of us all

Oooh watch out Pittcity it’s behind you!

Look out Pittcity, he’s behind you

There’s an Echo in here

Will somebody please tell the Captain we are not doing Peter Pan this year and he’s going to take someone’s eye out with that hook if he’s not careful. 😡

Love the outfit ixion. Unusual take on Buttons 🤔

Righty ho Doodle he can help the Admiral getting into the back of the panto horse - looks like he’s struggling a bit

Ok Brook just make sure he takes his hook off fir ….. too late. 😱. Now now Admiral, don’t make a fuss, it’s just a small cut. I’m sure you’ll be fine…..just be careful Ho you sit down for a few days. 😣

Don’t be bashful Admiral, doc is here, now bend over, just a little scratch

I’ve found my old dwarf costume bashful
Oh my is that my nose growing????

Very fetching GG
Now I need your help with getting AGA in the zip wire harness. Her furry Godmother costume is playing up tonight. Now will you just keep still or I’ll pull the wrong lever and if I do that then …………………. ☄️ AGA?
GG can you see where AGA went……..is that her? Waving from the top of the telephone mast. 😮

Oh GG now you can play Pinocchio if you can spare the time considering how busy you are satisfying your polyandric harem.

My goodness that’s a side of AGA we haven’t seen before

Ooh I can’t look

What sort of bloomers are those!

I’ll watch over the sprouts tonight, Maddy’s obviously taking a turn with the sailors.
17 days to go, they’re still quite hard, Maddy’s teeth are still stuck in them.