WANTED staff and punters Argy Bargy under new management

Where are Thor and Sven? Who's got them? Mmmm no sign of Laura and Doodle either. The llamas are missing too. Hope they're having a bath and not up to the usual mayhem. Speaking of May Hem has she been released?

pce612 and GranmaChrisy47 believe me when I say nobody knows what it’s all about, please join in and make it up as you go along just like the rest.
The llamas would appreciate some new blood, yum yum.
Come and have some fun, we have firemen and sailors, if you prefer soldiers just throw them in… gently… or not.

Me either, but it’s fun 😀

I have no idea what this is about.

Blimey charley I doubt you’ll get a vet anywhere near the llamas, well not after what happened last time

Ok I’ll come back later as I’ve only just managed to get my tassels off

No Roses, COME BACK, we’re desperate for customers, oh no… I mean we’re always happy to welcome a potential customer and we can never have too many tarts.

Oh no you’re closing. I was about to bring a tart titan for the food table but won’t bother now as I’m sore there are plenty of tarts there already

ixion I was so pleased when you mentioned that there is always one. I do feel and actually know I am a cut above the rest with my designer clothes, large house and plenty of staff.

You can admire it from a distance, I must keep the riff-raff out.

You appear to have found your calling, cleaning the loos. At least you appear to be doing a good job.

I think I will send my veterinary surgeon to inspect the llamas because I strongly suspect dietary advice is needed. I do not mind paying for the extra nutrition they probably need.

Off down the harbour, will have a shifty at the Arrivals List and report back.
Rumour control has it that a culture-seeking Cruise ship is looking for a promised Taste of Real England day excursion, highly promoted by its Tour Guide (cheque's in the post).

Of equal - or greater - interest is the scheduled call of the Navy boys. Hello Sailor.

Will report back in due course.

Night night Doodle

Yawn 🥱 night night Laura.

🔔 ding a ling a ling , time gentlemen and admiral please.
Leave the sprouts on a bit higher over night only 22 days to go.
Any stragglers lock up please

😮

Careful not to say yes to the pole when you ask him his name
He’s called Marius
He’s already served time for bigamy

Psst, Laura, bags I clean the Pole…..what’s his name again?

Urms there’s some floor cleaner in the cupboard or Alarma has just come forward with a bottle of yellow liquid she says you can use 🤔

See if you can capture anything with bubbles Patsy and pass it Ruby in the kitchen

Thank you so very much. I really don’t think I can get too comfortable as the Admiral is unable to accommodate me for very long, as he seems to be waking up, judging from the strange noises emanating from his various orifices. I ned another cocktail before resuming my duties.

I’m running out of Fairy Liquid in here. Any suggestions?

You’re right Calli we need new fresh sailors, they do wear out quickly, not called matelots for nothing

Patsy we’ll let you sleep it off while we clean the pole, your greasy dungarees have made a right mess, but I must say your attempts at pole dancing were pretty good until you fell on your head.

Oh Patsy it’s happened to us all. Don’t get too comfortable on the pile of rags in the corner. It’s the Admiral sleeping it off as usual.

I’m here, I’m here! Sorry, I had a little too much poteen, on top of the cocktails and various other little beverages that I couldn’t resist! That is my downfall. So now I’m locked in the cellar! Hopefully, I’ll wake up in time to resume my duties (😳).

Urms you’re not reading THAT book are you 😱.
You’re doing a grand job, the glasses have never been cleaned looked so shiny before.