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WANTED staff and punters Argy Bargy under new management

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LauraNorderr Sat 02-Dec-23 19:39:01

Wanted bar staff, pot washers, llama minders, customers in posh frocks.

LauraNorderr Fri 22-Dec-23 19:15:15

Don’t worry about Emmanuel Labour, I’m sure Doodle has him under control. You just drape yourself wherever and let the rest run about like blue bottomed flies.

Doodle Fri 22-Dec-23 20:16:15

Laura I’ve just seen Thor in the cellar he’s got these huge scratches all over him like some wild animal has attacked him………..oh hi Ixion……nice nails 😱

ixion Fri 22-Dec-23 20:41:58

Well, Doodle, I always had some teensy misgivings about the practicalities of these nails when carrying out certain, er, personal^ activities.

Sadly, these practicalities remain unresolved☹️.
Back later🤞

LauraNorderr Fri 22-Dec-23 20:55:41

Poor Thor must be sore

LauraNorderr Fri 22-Dec-23 20:56:23

You too ixion

ixion Fri 22-Dec-23 22:24:09

Well, put it this way.
Meet my Special Essential cushion. Either that or I spend the next few days standing up.
Unless I can find a pair of loppers ...

Doodle Fri 22-Dec-23 22:29:16

ixion allow me to introduce your personal nail clippers …..meet Gnasher. Have em off you in seconds ……mind your fingers.

LauraNorderr Fri 22-Dec-23 23:14:15

Gnasher appears to have eaten the essential cushion but ignored the nails.
Customers are asking about the finger buffet, there could be a solution right there.

Doodle Sat 23-Dec-23 13:38:14

Laura 😱. That’s put me right off my lunch 🤣🤣
Might have known Gnasher would think it was a donut. Er I hope Ixion’s nether regions weren’t in the middle when Gnasher bit through.

Finger buffet you say, ok I’ll nip down to market in Pigstrotter Alley and get some supplies. There’s some left overs from last year in the cellar. Pork scratchings, crisps, sausage rolls (might need the mould brushing off) and pork pies (well they look like pork pies 🤔. We can start off by putting those out,

Pittcity Sat 23-Dec-23 17:23:42

I've channelled my inner Fanny and produced some horse's doovers for the buffit!

AGAA4 Sat 23-Dec-23 17:30:48

I'm contributing my mushroom? vol au vents. I remember A & E was very busy after out buffet last year but I'm sure it will be fine this time 🤔

Doodle Sat 23-Dec-23 20:34:16

Pittcity really!! Even the Argy has standards. You could have at least got some of the straw off first. 💩

Doodle Sat 23-Dec-23 20:35:41

I had one of your vol au vents last year AGA. Funny enough I don’t remember much about what happened after that. 🤔

Oreo Sat 23-Dec-23 21:09:52

Hey!!
I was on a promise with Manuel Labour tonight, where is he? Hope he hasn’t gone off like everything else around here!
Am wearing my best outfit as well, wotcha think of the purple thong and matching boots?

Doodle Sat 23-Dec-23 21:30:07

Oreo what a sight, er I mean you look amazing. 😱
Manuel was waiting in the bar for you but May Hem came and asked him to help her pull some pints……well pull something anyway.

LauraNorderr Sat 23-Dec-23 21:31:11

The purple boots and thong are interesting Oreo. Gives flossing a whole new meaning.

LauraNorderr Sat 23-Dec-23 21:33:59

The ten remaining sprouts now contain some very unusual finger nails, it seems ixion is now in the kitchen also channeling her inner Fanny.

LauraNorderr Sat 23-Dec-23 21:36:03

I’ll pass on your mushroom? vol au vents AGA, traffic too heavy today to take any kind of trip

ixion Sat 23-Dec-23 21:58:01

LauraNorderr

The ten remaining sprouts now contain some very unusual finger nails, it seems ixion is now in the kitchen also channeling her inner Fanny.

Looking for my Johnny, actually, LauraN.

LauraNorderr Sat 23-Dec-23 22:24:20

Someone fetch a tarpaulin. Obviously lots of unprotected sacks in this cellar

Doodle Sat 23-Dec-23 22:26:39

Good grief Laura, Ixion’s not doing that in the kitchen with the sprouts is she 😱

ixion Sat 23-Dec-23 22:45:02

And to think you said, Doodle, that you had seen everything....🤔

brook2704 Sun 24-Dec-23 11:56:04

So sorry everyone I’ve been rather distracted these last few days, you know what it’s like when you’ve llamas to look after, they can be so demanding 🤦‍♀️

AGAA4 Sun 24-Dec-23 12:39:17

brook I have noticed the llamas have their own Christmas tree complete with chocolate novelties, a nativity scene with knitted llamas, and a full buffet with all their favourite foods. You have been busy!

LauraNorderr Sun 24-Dec-23 12:47:46

Have the llamas actually demanded that you sit at the top of their tree in that very skimpy costume. Do come down, it looks very painful. Gosh there’s more material in that headband than the whole outfit.