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Don’t worry about Emmanuel Labour, I’m sure Doodle has him under control. You just drape yourself wherever and let the rest run about like blue bottomed flies.

Laura I’ve just seen Thor in the cellar he’s got these huge scratches all over him like some wild animal has attacked him………..oh hi Ixion……nice nails 😱

Well, Doodle, I always had some teensy misgivings about the practicalities of these nails when carrying out certain, er, personal^ activities.

Sadly, these practicalities remain unresolved☹️.
Back later🤞

Poor Thor must be sore

You too ixion

Well, put it this way.
Meet my Special Essential cushion. Either that or I spend the next few days standing up.
Unless I can find a pair of loppers ...

ixion allow me to introduce your personal nail clippers …..meet Gnasher. Have em off you in seconds ……mind your fingers.

Gnasher appears to have eaten the essential cushion but ignored the nails.
Customers are asking about the finger buffet, there could be a solution right there.

Laura 😱. That’s put me right off my lunch 🤣🤣
Might have known Gnasher would think it was a donut. Er I hope Ixion’s nether regions weren’t in the middle when Gnasher bit through.

Finger buffet you say, ok I’ll nip down to market in Pigstrotter Alley and get some supplies. There’s some left overs from last year in the cellar. Pork scratchings, crisps, sausage rolls (might need the mould brushing off) and pork pies (well they look like pork pies 🤔. We can start off by putting those out,

I've channelled my inner Fanny and produced some horse's doovers for the buffit!

I'm contributing my mushroom? vol au vents. I remember A & E was very busy after out buffet last year but I'm sure it will be fine this time 🤔

Pittcity really!! Even the Argy has standards. You could have at least got some of the straw off first. 💩

I had one of your vol au vents last year AGA. Funny enough I don’t remember much about what happened after that. 🤔

Hey!!
I was on a promise with Manuel Labour tonight, where is he? Hope he hasn’t gone off like everything else around here!
Am wearing my best outfit as well, wotcha think of the purple thong and matching boots?

Oreo what a sight, er I mean you look amazing. 😱
Manuel was waiting in the bar for you but May Hem came and asked him to help her pull some pints……well pull something anyway.

The purple boots and thong are interesting Oreo. Gives flossing a whole new meaning.

The ten remaining sprouts now contain some very unusual finger nails, it seems ixion is now in the kitchen also channeling her inner Fanny.

I’ll pass on your mushroom? vol au vents AGA, traffic too heavy today to take any kind of trip

LauraNorderr

The ten remaining sprouts now contain some very unusual finger nails, it seems ixion is now in the kitchen also channeling her inner Fanny.

Looking for my Johnny, actually, LauraN.

Someone fetch a tarpaulin. Obviously lots of unprotected sacks in this cellar

Good grief Laura, Ixion’s not doing that in the kitchen with the sprouts is she 😱

And to think you said, Doodle, that you had seen everything....🤔

So sorry everyone I’ve been rather distracted these last few days, you know what it’s like when you’ve llamas to look after, they can be so demanding 🤦‍♀️

brook I have noticed the llamas have their own Christmas tree complete with chocolate novelties, a nativity scene with knitted llamas, and a full buffet with all their favourite foods. You have been busy!

Have the llamas actually demanded that you sit at the top of their tree in that very skimpy costume. Do come down, it looks very painful. Gosh there’s more material in that headband than the whole outfit.