WANTED staff and punters Argy Bargy under new management

Please hire me ! I can look after the llamas ? We’ll have to get them back from the paddock at Lemongrove manor 🤫

Mirrored ceilings Doodle, you’re so vain, always on your back looking up over someone’s shoulder

He has a penchant for a good scrubber so watch out

That wasn’t saw dust Ruby that’s the admirals dandruff

Management have gone with MaizieD economics, speculate to accumulate, casino through the red curtain ladies

Them’s not chamberpots LN them’s the spitoons from t’bar. Getting the sawdust off ‘em was a bit of a bugger but I managed ‘cos I’m a good scrubber.

I’ll fetch me Marigolds ...

We’re certainly hoping for a surprise visit from herself and his lordship

Wow Ruby them chamberpots is gleaming

Ay up - wonder if lemongove might rock up? She always liked a Good Time.

Glad to see you Doodle, always guaranteed to set the tone one way or another, usually the other. The posh frock expectation was to attract GrannyGravy back to keep the Admiral occupied in the absence of Lady Lemon.
Come on in Ruby love, you can start right away. While you’re there you can turn the sprouts on. They need to simmer for 23 days so we can serve em with a traditional turkey stuffed with rat tail and bean curd.

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By ‘eck Doodle thanks for the nod. I’ll keep me eyes peeled.

Watch out Ruby, not sure it’s kitchen pots the new boss is talking about. Proceed with caution 🤣

I’m good at washing pots since we had to get rid of our dishwasher when we downsized. Me name’s Ruby, Miss.

Me, me, me please. Plenty of experience (some of it to do with pubs).
Crumbs have we gone upmarket? Customer in posh frocks….or is that the Admiral you’re talking about.
Like what you’ve done with the place. Cozy chairs nice tables………….. mirrored ceiling 🤔

Open for business

Outside catering direct from Australian jungle
Kangaroo testicle pie , cockroach ale and a dry white widgety grub wine.
How’s that for an opening offer.