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I’ll pass on your mushroom? vol au vents AGA, traffic too heavy today to take any kind of trip

The ten remaining sprouts now contain some very unusual finger nails, it seems ixion is now in the kitchen also channeling her inner Fanny.

The purple boots and thong are interesting Oreo. Gives flossing a whole new meaning.

Oreo what a sight, er I mean you look amazing. 😱
Manuel was waiting in the bar for you but May Hem came and asked him to help her pull some pints……well pull something anyway.

Hey!!
I was on a promise with Manuel Labour tonight, where is he? Hope he hasn’t gone off like everything else around here!
Am wearing my best outfit as well, wotcha think of the purple thong and matching boots?

I had one of your vol au vents last year AGA. Funny enough I don’t remember much about what happened after that. 🤔

Pittcity really!! Even the Argy has standards. You could have at least got some of the straw off first. 💩

I'm contributing my mushroom? vol au vents. I remember A & E was very busy after out buffet last year but I'm sure it will be fine this time 🤔

I've channelled my inner Fanny and produced some horse's doovers for the buffit!

Laura 😱. That’s put me right off my lunch 🤣🤣
Might have known Gnasher would think it was a donut. Er I hope Ixion’s nether regions weren’t in the middle when Gnasher bit through.

Finger buffet you say, ok I’ll nip down to market in Pigstrotter Alley and get some supplies. There’s some left overs from last year in the cellar. Pork scratchings, crisps, sausage rolls (might need the mould brushing off) and pork pies (well they look like pork pies 🤔. We can start off by putting those out,

Gnasher appears to have eaten the essential cushion but ignored the nails.
Customers are asking about the finger buffet, there could be a solution right there.

ixion allow me to introduce your personal nail clippers …..meet Gnasher. Have em off you in seconds ……mind your fingers.

Well, put it this way.
Meet my Special Essential cushion. Either that or I spend the next few days standing up.
Unless I can find a pair of loppers ...

You too ixion

Poor Thor must be sore

Well, Doodle, I always had some teensy misgivings about the practicalities of these nails when carrying out certain, er, personal^ activities.

Sadly, these practicalities remain unresolved☹️.
Back later🤞

Laura I’ve just seen Thor in the cellar he’s got these huge scratches all over him like some wild animal has attacked him………..oh hi Ixion……nice nails 😱

Don’t worry about Emmanuel Labour, I’m sure Doodle has him under control. You just drape yourself wherever and let the rest run about like blue bottomed flies.

Omg ixion, so that’s how you tickled the Admiral’s fancy.

I'd love to help, Laura, you know me🥰
But I'm afraid I've just had my nails done, so can't tackle anything in the manual labour line.
I think there's quite a few of us, actually.
I'll just drape myself languorously over the bar, if I may.

We want you in good voice for carols tomorrow. Certainly don’t want a silent night.

Fabulous hair Pittcity. Hope you don’t come down with tinselitis tonight.

Went to get my hair done for Christmas and rushed back to see what I'd missed.......nothing!!!!

Pittcity 🤣🤣

Doodle

Ooh Laura is that you with your new beard? I knew you’d been growing one for a while. It’s great. You look just like Santa.
Pittcity talking of booze cruise, will you help me unload. I’ve been to the Belgium booze market with the llamas for some supplies. I just bought the cheapest stuff. No idea what it is but the guy selling it said it would blow your knickers off……..at least I think that’s what he meant 🤔

Looks like Father Christmas has had some.....