WANTED staff and punters Argy Bargy under new management

See if you can capture anything with bubbles Patsy and pass it Ruby in the kitchen

Urms there’s some floor cleaner in the cupboard or Alarma has just come forward with a bottle of yellow liquid she says you can use 🤔

Psst, Laura, bags I clean the Pole…..what’s his name again?

Careful not to say yes to the pole when you ask him his name
He’s called Marius
He’s already served time for bigamy

😮

🔔 ding a ling a ling , time gentlemen and admiral please.
Leave the sprouts on a bit higher over night only 22 days to go.
Any stragglers lock up please

Yawn 🥱 night night Laura.

Night night Doodle

Off down the harbour, will have a shifty at the Arrivals List and report back.
Rumour control has it that a culture-seeking Cruise ship is looking for a promised Taste of Real England day excursion, highly promoted by its Tour Guide (cheque's in the post).

Of equal - or greater - interest is the scheduled call of the Navy boys. Hello Sailor.

Will report back in due course.

ixion I was so pleased when you mentioned that there is always one. I do feel and actually know I am a cut above the rest with my designer clothes, large house and plenty of staff.

You can admire it from a distance, I must keep the riff-raff out.

You appear to have found your calling, cleaning the loos. At least you appear to be doing a good job.

I think I will send my veterinary surgeon to inspect the llamas because I strongly suspect dietary advice is needed. I do not mind paying for the extra nutrition they probably need.

Oh no you’re closing. I was about to bring a tart titan for the food table but won’t bother now as I’m sore there are plenty of tarts there already

No Roses, COME BACK, we’re desperate for customers, oh no… I mean we’re always happy to welcome a potential customer and we can never have too many tarts.

Ok I’ll come back later as I’ve only just managed to get my tassels off

Blimey charley I doubt you’ll get a vet anywhere near the llamas, well not after what happened last time

I have no idea what this is about.

Me either, but it’s fun 😀

pce612 and GranmaChrisy47 believe me when I say nobody knows what it’s all about, please join in and make it up as you go along just like the rest.
The llamas would appreciate some new blood, yum yum.
Come and have some fun, we have firemen and sailors, if you prefer soldiers just throw them in… gently… or not.

Where are Thor and Sven? Who's got them? Mmmm no sign of Laura and Doodle either. The llamas are missing too. Hope they're having a bath and not up to the usual mayhem. Speaking of May Hem has she been released?

I suspect Charlygirls butler and two valets have been trying to get a job at the Argy. Mustapha, Cantapha and Hashadda have submitted a cv saying they’re fed up cleaning the loos and cutting the toenails of a posh bird who’s known to frequent this establishment.

Sven and Thor last seen on the common wheeling a huge cannon. I suspect May Hem is about to be released, look out London.

Brook was asked to take the llamas for a piano lesson (novelty act) but when she said Alpaca suitcase they bolted.
Last seen in Llandudno.

May Hem is punter we don't want at the Argy. Remember what she did last time. Brought chaos. Kay Oss is even worse than May.

Charleygirl do you have any posh frocks you don't want for a poor brewer who hasn't had a new one since that episode with the Admiral. I've heard you have a whole roomful of Armani dresses.

Last seen trotting up the Gt Orme Laura but I’m going to round them up now and bring them home on the train

I forgot my manners. Didn’t offer pce and Chrisy a drink. What’s yer poison ladies? Using the latter term loosely of course or you wouldn’t be in here.