WANTED staff and punters Argy Bargy under new management

You are brave brook bringing those llamas back. They've caused a lot of trouble on the promenade. Gnasher ran off with a man's hat. Humpfree stole someone's lunch and Alarma has been in the jewellers asking for a diamond tiara.

Must be the most exciting thing to have happened to Llandudno in a while.
So I'm led to believe

AGA we need a diversion Kay Oss has just come in the back and May Hem in the front. Meanwhile Officer Dribble is at the bar asking to see the licence.

How far off shore is the Culture seeking yacht. Bacon, egg and sausage has been whisked with ketchup for a taste of England, optional added extra barabrith for taste of Wales and a bit of haggis for a taste of Scotland and garnished with shamrock for Northern Ireland.

AGAA4 please feel free to make an appointment via my secretary. I have several rooms and the clothes are arranged per season. Is that not how you organise your wardrobe? Some clothes are only worn once and then I pass them on to deserving causes.

Kay Oss! Quick we need the llamas to distract them. May Hem has a lot of front and it's already spilling out of her dress. The Admiral is heading towards her .....

Charleygirl it's easy to arrange my wardrobe of one dress and 2 pairs of bloomers. I have that many pairs so I can change them every month.

Do you have a viewing gallery?

Don’t worry the Admiral has has contacted a large ship off the coast and they are heading over to pick up the llamas and asked if they could spend some time at the Argy. This can only go well you can thank me later hope brook can cope

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I have no idea what this is about.

Me neither, even after reading all six pages😂
But it sounds like a fun place to be.Am a bit wary about llamas after once being sneezed on by one😲
Am up for a boozy session with you tho, and will have several large Baileys please if they’re free.

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AGAA4 please feel free to make an appointment via my secretary. I have several rooms and the clothes are arranged per season. Is that not how you organise your wardrobe? Some clothes are only worn once and then I pass them on to deserving causes.

I’m a deserving cause, have you got anything sparkly for Christmas wear?

Who employed Bodgit and Scarper to refurb the lavs?

Perhaps Roses can spare some tassels for newcomers, careful with any loin cloth as the llamas are partial to a pork loin.
We do have some leftover hula skirts from one of our Hawaiian theme nights, help yourselves.

Bodgit and Scarper also laid the drainage in the cellar. Phwoar Pitt you wouldn’t believe the pong. Not so bad when turned to ice with the Baileys.
Now who wanted a free Baileys?

Oreo if you feed a bit of tinsel to the llamas they’ll soon give you a sparkly dress when they sneeze

Tizliz you naughty girl, a bit of voyeurism, we hadn’t thought of that, could be a nice little earner.

Oooh, I didn’t know the Argy had reopened. How wonderful. What needs doing? I’ll get on with it and then join Oreo with a few Baileys. Ooh, I love that smell of sprouts, they’ll be just right by Christmas Day.

Maddy, at last a sprout expert, when you do the daily test just sink your teeth in about half an inch then toss the sprout back. Dont forget to put your teeth back in.

Maddy I could use some help behind the bar. We haven’t found a new barman yet (at least not one that could keep it up long enough)
List of cocktails on the wall and the pork scratchings are in the llamas…😡

Roses do you get your tassels from Madam PomPoms? I see she’s branched out into a new leather line this year. If she’s not careful sexy Sadie will be over there demanding her customers back.

The Culture Cruise is due in tomorrow. I feel it will be better to greet them in the dark as they disembark. Not that I'm ashamed or anything but.
The English fry up must be Full, none of your American hash brown nonsense. Fried bread only, and crisp, please.
Who's cooking? Didn't they have quite an upmarket chef on a previous cruise? No pressure, then.

Any ideas for a little tour would be appreciated. I've already earmarked Pigstrotter Alley as the inspiration for Diagon Alley after J.K.R. was positively smitten when she visited.
What else would be thoroughly British? Poisson et frites?

ixion you could take them along to Flappers Fish Market (where the cockles and eels come from). Tell them it’s Covent Garden, they won’t know the difference.

Ooh, jellied eels! For genuine authenticity, Doodle, I'll tell them it's Billingsgate?

We could call in James Fartin or Genome de Crampio to do a bit of cheffing.

I need some help bringing this big barrel up the cellar steps. The Admiral has put on so much weight and he's downed ten pints of poteen. I would leave him down there but don't want his 'flavour' in the drinks. He does reek a bit