WANTED staff and punters Argy Bargy under new management

Just to let everyone know.
After much soul-searching I have decided not to send Christmas cards this year.
Including postage, I normally spend around £100 on cards each year and generally the cards just end up in the bin and subsequently in landfill.
This is obviously a dreadful waste.
To counter this waste I have decided to take the £100 to the Argy and swap it for gin and any other alcoholic beverage that takes my fancy, massively reducing my ability to give a fu@k what anyone else thinks!
I'm sure you'll support me in this utterly selfish act. 🥃🍷🍺🥳🤪

Merry Christmas 🤣🤣🤣

Oreo you need to check your eyesight. It’s the sausage machine with a tartan cover over the top. 😱

Cor! Pittcity I fancy the one in the blazer and tie and very little else? Is he Fat Wang?

Who’s the stiff git? No, don’t tell me am better off not knowing.
I’ve been waiting ages to be serviced Doodle must say am disappointed what with all these hunks about the place.Nobody behind the bar for the last hour but I can hear weird noises coming from the cellar, shall we investigate?

Who’s behind the bar tonight? I’ve been waiting for my triple Christmas sleigh ride smoothie with double cream for ages. I might even have to climb down of the stool and get it myself. Hamish where are you and what’s your sporran doing hanging from the rafters 🤔

Doodle

Pitt where on earth did you find those…….🤣🤣🤣
Now that would make a karaoke night.

There's a Facebook group called Bad Album covers, some are priceless!!!

Pitt where on earth did you find those…….🤣🤣🤣
Now that would make a karaoke night.

Blimey Pitt 🤣🤣

Good Lord - not Rick's brother?
They don't look a bit alike🤔

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...and these....

Bloomin heck!!

Have we got a gramaphone?
I've dug out some old records for tonight's shindig!

Ooh good idea about the purple grass. Growing it on the roof could keep the heating costs down too.
brook you could have your stiff git framed and mounted. We could advertise your services in the bar.

Good idea brook. The llamas can graze up there. As you have a stiff git
in slapapuncture I'm sure you could work wonders on the Admiral but he may like it too much 😧

Maybe we can grow some ourselves in the roof garden

Yes the purple grass .. they all seemed to like it

Oh Aga I am fully trained in Slapapuncture now and got my stiff git to prove it but I’ve never tried it on a real person .. do you think I would be safe?

Was it that purple grass they have at the llama training centre? The slapapuncture does seem to work. Can we try it on the Admiral. He has been over frisky lately.

They are all so docile and well behaved. It can't last.

Drugs … ? She assured me she’d only had grass Doodle

Aga, she opted for Slapapuncture instead - seems to have worked wonders 😀

Er brook are you sure those are our llamas.? Is Alarma on drugs?

Even Alarma seems quite serene. Has she had therapy?

Oh yes Doodle I certainly did ..

They’re all looking so lovely now, they’ve turned over a new leaf and are promising to behave