So I thought can I spot one this morning?. And lo on the Express site I find Meghan and Harry are going to rename themselves the Duke and Duchess of Hollywood. Any others spotted?
I think the biggest April Fool of all is the Americanisation of the whole day! Whenever characters in television programmes shout out 'April Fool's' with an 's' it really grinds my gears!
You would never believe the cheek of Heinz! I bought a can of tomato soup just for it to be spaghetti hoops! I know it was April Fools but some things are too far, my Nelly was very upset! I hope none of you went through the absolute dismay I had to endure!
I think the biggest April Fool of all is the Americanisation of the whole day! Whenever characters in television programmes shout out 'April Fool's' with an 's' it really grinds my gears!
There’s a BA Jumbo Jet at the local tiny airfield here - advertising a new routing to New York, as much food and drink as you want, plus unlimited baggage allowance.
The aircraft is actually part of the museum - and grounded!
Students in rows, all facing the teacher and the board is still the best way to teach and to keep the attention of the pupils. And to maintain discipline. Private schools still teach this way - maybe that goes towards their better results.
There's an article in the i: Prince Harry to cash in on cryptoboom with own currency. 'April Loof, of the campaigning group Crypto Dominance is Something We All Oppose (Codswallop), said "This really sounds like some sort of joke." '
I can’t help thinking that one of the puzzles in today’s Times is an April Fool - the polygon, that I do every day, where you have to make words out of given letters.
Normally it’s (scores), say 11 or 12 average, 15/16 good, 20/21 very good, 30+ excellent.
Today’s is 1, average, 2 good, 3 very good, 4 excellent. Got to be a spoof, hasn’t it?
I haven’t seen any on TV this morning but do remember the Spaghetti Tree of years ago.
The Spaghetti Harvest was the best ever! It worked so well because Richard Dimbleby, who did the report, was normally a very serious authoritative broadcaster,
The Times Rishi Sunak to make homelessness a criminal offence?
surely it won't get through the House of Lords.. this is the case in states of America where people can be incarcerated in prison for being homeless.. it just doesn't bear thinking about.. The sooner we get Sunak out the better