Trivial reasons for doing the lottery......

I could have TWO cats.

A tidier-upper!

Once I’ve had my world cruise, I can’t travel abroad any more due to health reasons and exorbitant health insurance which I could then afford! I would bring back a bus service in my area to allow the elderly no longer driving to get into town for our shopping!

Clean sheets on the bed (made by my personal bed servant!) every day.

Definitely with the linen sheets, dried outside and ironed , but changed every day!! But to be able to choose shopping without looking at the price, just decide if I want it and get it. Dont think it would work though, am so used to looking at the value of things!

A cook - definitely

Someone to make all my phone calls to listen to the irritating music and fix whatever the irritating problem happened to be.

I often see pick-up trucks with rolls of turf on the back during the summer and I think to myself that I'd send my lawn away to be cut if I won the Lottery

Thats my wish too - hate driving (and parking) lol

Someone to wash the inside of the windows and to clean the bathrooms and kitchen daily.

😩 Good point!

NotSpaghetti

A cleaner-upper that perfectly understands the workings of my mind so that they can sort my paperwork, file things, find things, pick up my mess and deliver it to its "home" separate blu tac from hair bobbles, pins, tiddlywinks and sewing thread, put away aforementioned items and know which items I'll be looking for in 5 mins time.

Simple!

This. Sounds brilliant, but only supposing you could find someone who wouldn’t make tooth-sucking noises when doing the filing and putting away AGAIN!!

I'd have a huge aquarium built into one of the walls, and people to come round and see to it.

I would pay someone to feed the birds, which I do all year round. They are currently eating me out of house and home and though I enjoy watching them, I confess to finding putting the various different foods in the feeders and refilling the bird baths tedious.

I would ensure our grandchildren are taken care of when they reach 18. Treat our family to anything they want, take them all on a cruise, get a gardener to come once a week and look after my garden for as many hours that is needed, get a cleaner and go for beauty treatments and massages.

Weekly massage, twice weekly wash and blow dry!
Unlike most of you I do the lottery, one ticket on Wednesday and one on Saturday. I win a lot of free "lucky dips" but rarely anything else, and never more than £30.

Weekly manicure and hand massage.
Likewise pedicure at least monthly.

Empty the dishwasher and re do the salt and rinse aid.

Pantglas2

Reading this thread I reckon we ought to arrange a swap session…I could happily sort admin, filing, appointments etc. for Not Spaghetti, Casdon and Miss Adventure as I see it as order out of chaos!

So who fancies changing my bed every morning? I don’t mind washing and line drying it myself and have enough sets to see us through a week 😇

I'm up for de-cluttering/cleaning in exchange for prepping & cooking of dinners! Oh Happy days, Pantglas2

Reading this thread I reckon we ought to arrange a swap session…I could happily sort admin, filing, appointments etc. for Not Spaghetti, Casdon and Miss Adventure as I see it as order out of chaos!

So who fancies changing my bed every morning? I don’t mind washing and line drying it myself and have enough sets to see us through a week 😇

My husband is a chauffeur. When he’s off duty from driving very demanding royals he loves driving our very old A class Mercedes as it’s so easy to park in central London.
We would love to move to sunnier climes.

Custom made, comfortable, fabulous shoes.

Oooh..me too. I've got a slipping sliding toilet seat and it's driving me mad...

Abitbarmy

A plumber on speed dial who will always turn up immediately and do the work speedily but expertly.

If he’s any good at fitting a toilet seat so it doesn’t slip and slide after a couple of weeks please send him round. You can borrow my chauffeur for the afternoon. 😂

Oh Granny23 ..... to help people to come here from Australia to visit their family is so kind! Here are some for you for being such a thoughtful person x