After I stopped laughing, I was just drafting a polite and comradely request to Katya for a borrow of her tank (to sort out the parking problems in this road. I was happy to supply my own ammunition). When I was ready to post, * Katya* had vanished. Disappeared. Gone.
Does anybody know where she is now? I do hope that she and her tank have not been requisitioned for anything ... erm, ..unpleasant if you know what I mean.
If you're reading this, Katya, there's always a welcoming cauldron of wodka-laced borscht on the hob at Scribbles Towers. You can park the tank outside number 88 cos that will really annoy them. 👹
