Oh sago you made me laugh , and reminded me of getting thrush whilst on holiday in Spain in the early 70âs I went to a pharmacy asking if anyone spoke English , out popped this elderly lady so I said âI have thrushâ. She looked blankly at me , I said âcandida â still the blank look so I pretended to be a bird flapping my arms-thrush ! By this time the assistant is looking at me as if I am mad as are the other customers and my husband is outside doubled up with laughter , by then I was so itchy I stood back and pointed to âdown there â and started scratching !! Big smile from the assistant , everyone clapped and the cream appeared on the counter , I paid and ran đ±