I am happy to announce that my gremlin works considerably less than half-days now that he is growing old, and has reduced his work to only turning one sleeve of various garments inside-out.
So you can look forward to yours reaching retirement age!
Unfortunately, in the winter when I use the dryer, some wretched younger gremlin enjoys kicking as much washing as possible, anything from pillow-slips to washing cloths, into my eiderdown cover!
Whatever he gets in, does not dry, and is dreadfully crumpled when I get it out.
Angela Rayner is a scrounger, grifter and shameless hypocrite.
Good Morning Monday 27th July 2026





