This morning I decided to test my washing machine and solve the inside-out, back-to-front problem. I carefully turned all sleeves, trouser legs, etc right way round before I put them in the washing machine.
And sure enough, there's a little gremlin in there busy making more work by turning 50% of my clothes wrong side out.
Wait till I get my hands on the little blighter! 
If you go down to the woods today........




