It's Saucy Joke Time!

Sorry, don't read German, woke or not.

But, I have reported the post by Spuddy

RosiesMaw2

My heart sank when I saw the thread title.
Who’d a thunk it could sink even further.
Sorry @Spuddy - good try but not good enough.
(Teachers don’t faint these days either )

I got a bigger laugh from your saucy comment on the Archers thread. 😂

@spuddy
Humour doesn’t always travel well.

Maybe Spuddy is a previously suspended poster making a comeback.

winterwhite

Maybe Spuddy is a previously suspended poster making a comeback.

No, I don't think so.

Hi Spuddy -
I thought that it was quite clever and funny .

Spuddy your joke made me think you're a man. It's not particularly my kind of humor (I thought the bath cleaning post was funnier!) but at the same time I think that GN would be a better place if there was some joy.

Perhaps there should be a jokes forum as GN is way too serious and miserable. That way people who want a lighter side of life can go there and those who don't can stay away.

Please translate the German joke. Can only pick out a few words

I don't soeak German and was curious, so copied and pasted it into Google translate but it didn't seem funny so something might have gotten lost in translation.

00opsidia

I don't soeak German and was curious, so copied and pasted it into Google translate but it didn't seem funny so something might have gotten lost in translation.

I really don’t get the point of posting a joke in German when we know the poster speaks English. 🤔

I speak German and didn't find it funny.
Perhaps I have no sense of humour.

I love a laugh, but I feel uncomfortable about this and embarrased fir the poster, he/she has not judged the target audience.

Ah, I get the Erlkönig thing (I think) - the pronouns?

Talking of sauce....


My Dad asked me to put ketchup on the shopping list.


Now I cant read anyhing!

Hows that for a saucy joke?

00opsidia I do find that quite 😁 funny.

I prefer "the things children say" thread.

Mummy when I was born did you want a boy or a girl.

I only wanted a back rub darling!

Elderly couple Goerge and Mary were in bed
Mary felt a hand softly bushing along her side.
Moving up and then down
Then cross her tummy
Up and the other side
Mary was getting quite aroused now
The hand continued down along her thigh
Found it exclaimed George.
What!
The remote control

Vielen Dank, grandtanteJE55. Ein Mädchen ist schon "das"; dieses Problem muss auf Deutsch sehr kompliziert sein.

I liked the daily cartoon thread started by Urmstongran Started my day with a smile