I hate the period gush woman who jumps of the bus and looks to see if she's leaked in the shop window!
I'm just watching deliveroo ad of the half man half octopus eating his takeaway with his girlfriend š¤·š»āāļø.
Am I being taken for granted, or is this just what being a grandparent is today?
The early release scheme it's a gimmick and helps no-one but criminals. Just build more prisons.
Coul you live on a cruise ship
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