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Whingey Mon 03-Mar-25 09:39:43

My grandchildren love them. One from me. Knock knock. Who's there? A little old lady
A little old lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel!

Indigo8 Wed 12-Mar-25 12:04:45

You have to be holding a glass of water before you start.

Knock knock
Who's there?
John
John who?
John the Baptist (dip fingers in glass and flick water in the other person's face)

This knock knock joke works better in real life.

Clawdy Wed 12-Mar-25 11:57:46

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Euripides.
Euripides who?
Euripides trousers, you menda dese trousers! (Said in an Italian accent!)

Wheniwasyourage Tue 11-Mar-25 21:16:06

The one I used to know as the Irish knock knock joke (but wouldn't call it that now of course, as mentioned in a previous post; probably I'd just call it a different knock knock joke!) went like this:

Person A: Do you want to hear a knock knock joke?
Person B: Yes, go on.
Person A: Ok. You start.
Person B: Knock knock
Person A: Who's there?
Person B: confused

Oreo Tue 11-Mar-25 18:34:00

😂

watermeadow Tue 11-Mar-25 18:27:11

My favourite:
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Nicholas
Nicholas who?
Nicholas girls shouldn’t climb trees.

JaneJudge Sun 09-Mar-25 14:07:34

I can only remember
Teresa
Teresa who?
Teresa Green didn't you know that?

Grannylynj Sun 09-Mar-25 14:05:03

Is a bell necessary on a bicycle

Grandyma Sun 09-Mar-25 12:17:38

Knock knock
Who’s there
Little old little old lady who
Little old lady who can’t reach the doorbell

Indigo8 Sun 09-Mar-25 11:20:43

Knock knock
Who's there?
Janet
Janet who?
Janet that jumper yourself

Knock knock
Who's there?
Sam and Janet
Sam and Janet who?
Sam and Janet evening

Clawdy Wed 05-Mar-25 12:16:25

Ah right, I see now, thanks.

Indigo8 Wed 05-Mar-25 10:46:54

Clawdy

orly

Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Frank
Frank who ?
Burt Lancaster.

Its an Irish knock-knock which made me laugh years ago but will probably now get me cancelled as it's considered racist.

Please explain!!

There was a range of anti Irish jokes, some of them very old, that made fun of the Irish being supposedly thick. This supposition was based nothing more than prejudice.

The knock knock joke was meant to be funny because the fictitious Irish person telling it was supposed not to understand the principle of the KK joke and to say a random name instead of completing the joke.

It took me a while to work all that out. No jokes that have be explained remain funny and that one wasn't very funny to start with.

Clawdy Wed 05-Mar-25 08:42:37

orly

Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Frank
Frank who ?
Burt Lancaster.

Its an Irish knock-knock which made me laugh years ago but will probably now get me cancelled as it's considered racist.

Please explain!!

Indigo8 Wed 05-Mar-25 08:40:03

Knock knock
Who's there
Boo
Boo who?
There's no need to cry

poochwool Tue 04-Mar-25 21:33:38

Knock Knock.
Whose there?
Nana.
Nana who?
Nana you business!

Gizzy48 Tue 04-Mar-25 18:31:19

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Jemima
Jemima who?
Jemim’if I come in and use your loo?

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Anita
Anita who?
Anita go urgently, please let me in

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Shaun
Shaun who?
Shaun neighbour got one I can use if I can’t use yours?

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Hazel
Hazel who?
Hazel end up doing it on your doorstep if you don’t let me in!

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Luke
Luke who?
Luke what just happened…

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Michael
Michael who?
My collection of lavatorial knock knock jokes is now, mercifully, at an end,

Gizzy48 Tue 04-Mar-25 18:21:04

Unable to edit posts on GN (boo) that should of course say I love London so!

Gizzy48 Tue 04-Mar-25 18:19:50

Knock knock
Who’s there?
M.A.B. is a big horse.
M.A.B. is a big horse who?
🎼M.A.B. is a big horse I’m a Londoner, That I love Life Donna’s!

wibblywobblywobblebottom Tue 04-Mar-25 16:41:05

Knock knock
Who's there.
Waddle
Waddle who
Waddle you give me to stop knocking.

HiPpyChick57 Tue 04-Mar-25 16:19:02

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Atch
Atch who?
That’s a nasty cold you’ve got! 🤦🏼‍♀️

Camry1952 Tue 04-Mar-25 15:17:05

Knock knock
Who's there?
Luke
Luke who?
Luke through the peephole and find out.


Knock knock
Who's there?
Justin
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner.

Chicklette Tue 04-Mar-25 14:26:05

This one drives the grandchildren crazy!

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Granny
Granny who?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Granny
Granny who?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Granny
Granny who?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Aunt
Aunt who?
Aunt you glad Granny’s gone?

Indigo8 Tue 04-Mar-25 14:13:28

It took me ages to get your KK joke orly possibly because I am half Irish.

orly Tue 04-Mar-25 13:52:22

Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Frank
Frank who ?
Burt Lancaster.

Its an Irish knock-knock which made me laugh years ago but will probably now get me cancelled as it's considered racist.

Mojack26 Tue 04-Mar-25 13:47:00

Here's one for you...not a knock knock but suitable for children.
Q ' How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?'
A'Tentacles' 🤣

Indigo8 Tue 04-Mar-25 13:44:58

Knock knock
Who's there?
Europe
Europe who?
How dare you call me a poo! (courtesy of number three GS)