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Meghan’s April Fool?

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RosieandherMaw Tue 01-Apr-25 15:14:43

From The Tines this morning
Imagine if I told you I was giving you something “in keepsake packaging that you can repurpose to tuck away love notes or special treasures, and to remember this pivotal moment with me”. You would look at me strangely and ask if I should perhaps seek specialist medical help, and you would be right. And if I then told you that this keepsake packaging could be used as a “small bud vase for flowers on your nightstand or to hold pens on your desk”, could you guess what it was ?
A vintage piece of pretty china, say? Big reveal: it's a jam jar^

Whouda thunk?
Using an old jam jar for pencils? (Who uses pencils?)
Personally I put mine through the dishwasher and re use them for the next batch of raspberry jam -sorry, spread

MayBee70 Tue 01-Apr-25 17:01:44

Allira

Romola

Be patriotic and buy British jam!

But the jars aren't as nice as the Bonne Maman ones, which can be re-used for home-made preserves!

I keep my sea glass collection in mine! I’ve never thrown one out and have sometimes had to rescue one from recycling when my partner puts one with everything else.

JamesandJon33 Tue 01-Apr-25 17:17:36

I use pencils all the time, as I draw. They are usually in an old mug. But I keep all good looking jars….in case

Calendargirl Tue 01-Apr-25 17:28:26

M0nica

I went on a visit to a waste incinerator. The visit included a talk on recycling. We were told very firmly always to put the lids back on containers, even when they were made of different materials. Something to do with size and weight and where in the process they would be sperated.

Our council says to put lids separate to their containers,

It’s on their website, also in huge lettering on the side of their recycling lorries.

Why is the guidance different, I wonder? 🤷‍♀️

Deedaa Tue 01-Apr-25 17:50:22

I'm afraid DD and I laughed for far too long about keepsake packaging! My nightstand is covered in books, no room even for a daisy. I fear my life just isn't meaningful enough.

eazybee Tue 01-Apr-25 18:02:53

I use pencils, very sharp, for note-taking, along with a black gel pen and a pink highlighter. (me? Anal?)But they reside in a circular (cardboard ?) container with pictures from the Bayeux tapestry on the side. Jam jars are entirely the wrong shape: too wide and too short. And I don't eat jam, only marmalade.
Interested to know how much this amazing jam, sorry, spread, costs.

NotSpaghetti Tue 01-Apr-25 18:11:47

Anniebach

Will they elevate ?

No but might levitate?

merlotgran Tue 01-Apr-25 18:17:51

If I put a jam jar of flowers on my nightstand, Peggy would be delighted….She’d drink it!

Anniebach Tue 01-Apr-25 18:18:14

😁 NotSpaghetti exciting

NotSpaghetti Tue 01-Apr-25 18:23:13

I use pencils and prefer them to pens.
I have various sorts from about 4H to 8B.
The ones that I take about with me in my bags are propelling ones so I don't need to carry a knife/pencil sharpener.

J52 Tue 01-Apr-25 18:23:27

Romola

Be patriotic and buy British jam!

Agree. Even better grow your own and make the jam. If you can.

Oreo Tue 01-Apr-25 18:36:28

Anniebach

Will they elevate ?

She’s already been elevated tho hasn’t she? Duchess of Los Angeles or something.Or did you mean the jam jar? Lord Jam Jar has a nice ring to it.😁

Oreo Tue 01-Apr-25 18:40:48

Allira

She's pulling the other one, surely?
These jamjars are aan identical shape to the ones I bought in Wilkos for my home-made jam, a dozen in carton, can't remember the price. Except they're much, much smaller. I couldn't keep all my love notes in one that size!

Sadly I don’t get love notes, but I could put my Tesco receipts in there.🤔

Anniebach Tue 01-Apr-25 18:42:09

Quote Oreo Tue 01-Apr-25 18:36:28
Anniebach
Will they elevate ?
She’s already been elevated tho hasn’t she? Duchess of Los Angeles or something.Or did you mean the jam jar? Lord Jam Jar has a nice ring to it.😁

She certainly has been elevated that smile she is soooo high.

Oreo Tue 01-Apr-25 18:44:58

Well, she says she’s a keen gardener Anniebach so who knows what she grows in the veggie patch?🤭

NotSpaghetti Tue 01-Apr-25 18:47:55

This could work with a jam jar?
Maybe a smaller pencil?

youtube.com/shorts/9ARNCEMeI4w?si=NUw-hjCob4cvZDZr

FriedGreenTomatoes2 Tue 01-Apr-25 18:55:28

All for people with more money than sense!

Oreo Tue 01-Apr-25 19:02:52

I’ve used pretty jam jars for years for all sorts of stuff and the Bonne Maman ones are great.Fill with favourite sweets and tie ribbon round them, grow herbs on the window sill from seeds in compost,fill with rubber bands or paperclips.I think now I need my own Netflix show, as I also could show how to cut up clean knickers once past their prime, for dusters, turn old socks into puppets to amuse tiny tots, cut down old wellies a bit and grow Spring bulbs in them. Where do I sign the contract?💰💰

Anniebach Tue 01-Apr-25 19:04:02

Quote Oreo Tue 01-Apr-25 18:44:58
Well, she says she’s a keen gardener Anniebach so who knows what she grows in the veggie patch?🤭

Ooooh, I remember a keen gardener , her mother walking around my friends garden asked what is that pointing at something in the garden ? friend said in panic ‘day scented stock’ 🫢

Witzend Tue 01-Apr-25 19:04:15

I’ll soon be digging our store of jam/marmalade jars out again - I need to make more apple chutney! Last September’s batch is nearly finished. But at least there are still plenty of UK apples in the shops.

I don’t have a ‘nightstand’ BTW. I do have a bedside chest, though.

SueDonim Tue 01-Apr-25 19:37:04

My mum told me that when she was pregnant in the 1950’s she was told to have some empty fish paste jars to hand. I suppose that doesn’t have the ring of ‘keepsake packaging’ but they were useful to safely store a thermometer, apparently. grin

valdavi Tue 01-Apr-25 19:44:32

Loving this thread.
Now, those fish paste jars would have made pretty bud vases.

Allira Tue 01-Apr-25 19:46:09

valdavi

Loving this thread.
Now, those fish paste jars would have made pretty bud vases.

I used to put primroses and daisies in them which I'd picked for my mother 🙂

AGAA4 Tue 01-Apr-25 19:46:30

I'm not sure what a nightstand is. I've heard of a 'one night stand'. Is it similar? 😀

Casdon Tue 01-Apr-25 19:59:10

Calendargirl

M0nica

I went on a visit to a waste incinerator. The visit included a talk on recycling. We were told very firmly always to put the lids back on containers, even when they were made of different materials. Something to do with size and weight and where in the process they would be sperated.

Our council says to put lids separate to their containers,

It’s on their website, also in huge lettering on the side of their recycling lorries.

Why is the guidance different, I wonder? 🤷‍♀️

Same here, we have to remove tops from glass, and recycle the tops with plastic and metals.

merlotgran Tue 01-Apr-25 20:11:39

AGAA4

I'm not sure what a nightstand is. I've heard of a 'one night stand'. Is it similar? 😀

😂😂😂