Boris Johnson attacked by an Ostrich

Not a Boris fan.
He had his infant son beside him. Lucky it wasn't the child's face the emu bit.

The ostrich maybe thought he was the cream and wanted a bit (bite)

Once an eejit always an eejit!

Stupid man.

Ashcombe tbh with the pandemic and Ukraine I would like to see the mess we had been in if Labour had been in charge . And Keir wanted us locked down harder and longer. I don’t think any party would hsve come out of it well . As for parties, I know lots of companies that did the same as ordinary people did

albertina

Not a Boris fan.
He had his infant son beside him. Lucky it wasn't the child's face the emu bit.

It was an ostrich. 🙂
I think tourists are encouraged to feed them.
This one obviously voted Labour.

Felt sorry for the ostrich really. What a sight!! No wonder it pecked at him - hope it didn't leave a bad taste in its beak/mouth though😈

I wish that was trump...

🤣🤣🤣🤣

The worst part of this story is that he was swearing whilst with his children. Why?

I’d tip the ostrich so he does it again. Cannot abide that obfuscating clown.

Macadia

I miss Boris too. Never a dull moment.

Probably quite dull if you suffered due to his lies.

TiggyW

The worst part of this story is that he was swearing whilst with his children. Why?

I agree Tiggy

TiggyW

The worst part of this story is that he was swearing whilst with his children. Why?

Oh, missed that!
I need to turn the sound on 😯

All I heard was "Oh cripes"

Goodness knows I was never a fan of Boris, but IMO his air of cheerful optimism is something Starmer could do with emulating , just a bit. Keir’s usual expression tends to remind me of those ‘The end of the world is nigh’ placards you used to see.

People do mad stuff at Safari Parks. Some years ago now my OH and I went to Woburn for the day and the enclosure had black bears( might have had monkeys and black bears) and as we all paused ( thing it was to enjoy or suffer from the monkeys) a car in front opened a side door. Out stepped an adult with a small child , arranged to child's clothing so it could go to the toilet: small child duly obliged: they got back into the car. For crying out loud. Have they never seen the speed at which a bear can move ? drop from the trees ,
I'm glad Boris and his own have come to no harm but ........

An elephant once “attacked” my car at Longleat Safari Park. Many years ago I was driving my brand new mini with the windows closed, through the park when a moth eared elephant took a fancy to my mini. Maybe love at first sight? It grabbed hold of my near side wing mirror with its trunk and started pulling. All I could do was slowly drive to keep up with it to stop the mirror being wrenched off,whilst admonishing my boyfriend now my dh to do something! No sign of a park warden. Dh tried to a divert its attention. Eventually it let go and I very quickly reversed and drove away. I suppose I was lucky it didn’t sit on the bonnet.

When I saw it, I was reminded of Rod Hull and emu. Quite funny but not at all sensible, but then he is not know for that.

He probably thought it funny too.