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The naffest of Christmas gifts!

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Casdon Sun 09-Nov-25 16:15:46

What gifts do you think are so bad that you really, really do not want them for Christmas?
Mine is a pair of Aldi mania Christmas socks, which I just saw on the upcoming Specials for next week. Just why? In fact, no novelty socks at all for me, thanks..

Allira Sun 09-Nov-25 16:40:06

Oh, go on, you have to wear some on Christmas Day
Spoilsport! 😂😂😂

Allira Sun 09-Nov-25 16:41:31

Oh, on second thoughts, I've just looked at them.
Perhaps not.

Very sensible, Casdon 😂

Gwyllt Sun 09-Nov-25 17:04:30

You could wear them in bed if the weather gets very cold

Mel1967 Sun 09-Nov-25 17:13:56

My then 5 year old son received an Oxfam Goat, from his Grandparents 🐐

Magenta8 Sun 09-Nov-25 17:25:25

A teapot, a bobble hat, a lilac bed jacket or a framed photo of my MIL. All things I have been given over the years.

TwiceAsNice Sun 09-Nov-25 17:42:31

A cousin- in - law bought me an amaryllis every year . I hate them they give me the creeps. Luckily since my divorce I don’t see her so I don’t get one. Win win! It was always so annoying because I tried to get her something thoughtful every year and she just couldn't be bothered to do the same

RosieandherMaw Sun 09-Nov-25 17:43:26

Ye gods - this really is goady in the extreme, designed to make anybody who has given any of the things mentioned (or received them) feel small, devoid of taste, naff and generally worthy of mockery.
An Oxfam goat is a much worthier gift than a tacky toy and may be part of helping a child to understand that there are people in the world much worse off than us.
D3 once gave me a beautiful straight sided Japanese style teapotwith 2 matching cups which I love. And novelty socks might at least keep your feet warm.
But of course nobody else rejoices in the impeccable taste of Gransnet do they? hmmhmm

Blossoming Sun 09-Nov-25 17:51:09

The naffest Christmas gift I ever received was a huge fake pony skin handbag. It was. Incredibly ugly and the clasp was designed to rip the fingers off anyone attempting to open it.

Allira Sun 09-Nov-25 17:55:03

I think that the Aldi socks have Aldimania emblazoned on the side, that's why!

Definitely naff.

Mel1967 Sun 09-Nov-25 18:03:04

“An Oxfam goat is a much worthier gift than a tacky toy and may be part of helping a child to understand that there are people in the world much worse off than us”

I do realise that, but I don’t think he did at the time as it came without any explanation from his Grandparents & was his only gift from them.

Casdon Sun 09-Nov-25 18:03:05

A tad over sensitive RosieandherMaw, there is no intention to name and shame naff gift givers, just to share what we really don’t want, lighthearted and all that.

Yes Allira, they do have Aldi mania printed on them - other novelty socks are available too of course, and I don’t want any of them.

Magenta8 Sun 09-Nov-25 18:07:23

RosiandherMaw I am sorry you are finding the posts on this thread "goady in the extreme". I saw it as a lighthearted invitation to share some awful presents that had the merit of making us laugh. I am sure I have given some people some real clangers in my time that certainly don't reflect impeccable taste on my part..

Often the sheer desperation of having to buy something, anything, for people you don't necessarily know well or understand leads to some unfortunate choices especially if you are on a limited budget.

On the subject of teapots, let's just say some are beautiful some are not.

Babs03 Sun 09-Nov-25 18:28:56

I don’t think this this thread is ‘goady’ Rosie, is surely a bit of a laugh.
🤨

Flippinheck Sun 09-Nov-25 18:32:06

Sense of humour failure, RosiandherMaw?

Grannybags Sun 09-Nov-25 18:34:46

A photo of your MIL Magenta…?!!!! 😂

Grannybags Sun 09-Nov-25 18:36:04

A plastic tote bag with a shop name on was quite disappointing!

LadyGaGa Sun 09-Nov-25 18:39:17

A mop and bucket from my then DIL. I would happily plonk it on her head now 😂

Bukkie Sun 09-Nov-25 18:39:21

TwiceAsNice - My friend buys me an amaryllis every year too. I do like them but they only flower for a couple of weeks at most and then sit around as a bulb for the rest of the year. There is only only aq limited amount you can have too.

RosieandherMaw Sun 09-Nov-25 18:50:19

Flippinheck

Sense of humour failure, RosiandherMaw?

I don't think so.
Mocking others whom you don't know has nothing to do with "humour" unless you also subscribe to locker room banter.

Allira Sun 09-Nov-25 18:53:18

Casdon

A tad over sensitive RosieandherMaw, there is no intention to name and shame naff gift givers, just to share what we really don’t want, lighthearted and all that.

Yes Allira, they do have Aldi mania printed on them - other novelty socks are available too of course, and I don’t want any of them.

I don't mind Christmassy socks, but preferably black with a bit of glitter (naff or not!) and definitely just for wearing at Christmas.

Calendargirl Sun 09-Nov-25 19:28:22

Magenta8

RosiandherMaw I am sorry you are finding the posts on this thread "goady in the extreme". I saw it as a lighthearted invitation to share some awful presents that had the merit of making us laugh. I am sure I have given some people some real clangers in my time that certainly don't reflect impeccable taste on my part..

Often the sheer desperation of having to buy something, anything, for people you don't necessarily know well or understand leads to some unfortunate choices especially if you are on a limited budget.

On the subject of teapots, let's just say some are beautiful some are not.

This second paragraph says it all.

Spending money you can ill afford on ‘stuff’, that others don’t want and you have no idea what to buy them.

This is why so much present buying is absolutely pointless.

Babs03 Sun 09-Nov-25 19:32:17

Agreed with a few friends not to give gifts at Xmas, best thing we did. Martin Lewis first floated this idea a few years ago. In the majority of cases people are relieved rather than getting the hump.

foxie48 Sun 09-Nov-25 19:45:34

I hinted at wanting a new watch and OH bought me a kitchen timer. It came in a box that raised my expectations and then completely dashed them. He is the most useless present buyer ever fortunately he has other qualities so we are still together after nearly 40 years and we agreed to just buy what we want, when we want it and we do!

Whiff Sun 09-Nov-25 19:45:52

Dress from my in laws that was 2 sizes to small and made from horrible material. They said it was to give me incentive to lose weight. I gave it to them back after opening it and that comment. Told my mother in law it more her style .

They gave us money after that..