GN Christmas party

JamesandJon33

Who is Gorgeous George ?
I’ll bring a few bottles of Bailey’s….as it’s on offer most everywhere.

George Clooney??

George Clooney. I've asked him and he's said yes. He wants to bring a few pals

Ask George to bring Hugh Jackman for me. Only to look at and drool over you understand

Spicy winter vegetable casserole with sweet potato mash
Chocolate tiffin with fruit and nuts.
Gluhwein

A really nice hairbrush for secret Santa

Huge Ackman?
Isn't he Australian?

And there's me thinking this was to be a refined bash🤦‍♀️

LauraNorderr

Fish and chips in your pyjamas Charleygirl. No judging here, but I prefer mine in newspaper.

Snarf! 🤣

Refined ixion? Us lot?
And have you seen that queue gathered at the door? Word has got round.

ixion

Huge Ackman?
Isn't he Australian?

And there's me thinking this was to be a refined bash🤦‍♀️

We’re having booze in a crystal decanter, how much refinement do you want ixion! Anyway some of us like a bit of rough.
There are some refined Aussies. Les Patterson was Australian and he always wore a suit and tie albeit somewhat stained.

LauraNorderr

Fish and chips in your pyjamas Charleygirl. No judging here, but I prefer mine in newspaper.

Boom boom!😂

LauraNorderr

Ask George to bring Hugh Jackman for me. Only to look at and drool over you understand

Could you bring Matt Damon just for me? Will it be considered too naff for me to wear silver sequin dungarees ? They’re nice and roomy and have two big pockets to keep snaffled vol au vents in.

May I join in ?
I’ll bring a Tunis cake as not many people seem to know what it is. Although in our family it is called Tuna cake.
I’ll wear my very first Christmas jumper, a very tasteful one of course.
For drinks I’ll provide Nosecco as my friends tell me I’m bad enough without alcohol!

Can I come? I'll bring a decanter of shandy and promise I'll empty the bath salts out of it first

😂 bohimion sorry I can’t schpel your name without looking it up!
hic … 🍷

boheminan

Can I come? I'll bring a decanter of shandy and promise I'll empty the bath salts out of it first

It’ll taste better if you leave the bath salts in 🤪

I feel a bit tipsy already. I don’t really drink these days and whatever got poured into me glass as gone straight to me ‘ed.
I’d best have a little lie down. Budge up kitty. You got the same problem?

What on earth makesh yoooo think........zzzzzz!

Kittylester if you put Fairytale Of New York on the jukebox one more time I will give you a Glasgow kiss 🤬😄

Not interested in George Clooney. I ‘ll think of someone other. ….like James Crabtree ( model)

Oreo Matt is on the list. Huge ackman too. Any other suggestions?

FridGraneTom aters23 is abit of a mouffull to - will somebogy pleas parse the(hic) bucker of gin

Ish it wrong to invite George from Strickly hic?

ixion

Allira

I have to go and do some rapping.

See you all later!

rapping?
Will I find you on TikTok? 🤞

I'm on YouTube!!

No food but I'm bringing all the male gladiators..
I hope those llamas behave brook.
Is Alarma having her full make up as usual?

I think I had an hour there. Must’ve needed it.
Oh kitty looks so sweet - still snoring. Is that drool on the cushion?

Goody lots of dancing now I see. I’ll get up in a minute if I can find my other shoe.

Who’s Grandmabatty dancing with? Crikey - she can’t half shake some moves! I thought she had bad feet? No sign of them tonight dearie. I think she’s copying something from Strictly. Mind those candles . Oh, too late. You alright Grandmabatty? Ah. Just a slight singe there at the hem.

Scribbles

I can bring a bottle of Stone's Ginger Wine that someone gave us about 30 years ago. I will dust it first.
For the secret Santa, there's that nasty powerful cheap perfume spray that came free with something or other.
I've made a huge, whisky-soaked dark fruit cake - not yet iced but it'll be delicious just as it is.
For the playlist, 12 Days of Christmas by Frank Kelly.
For FGT a big safety pin so you don't fall out of that top and get cold.
By the way, where is the party taking place? I'll need to book my Uber in good time.

I have a bottle of elderberry wine which the Admiral made about 20 years ago (I can assure you it tastes like Tawny Port!).
I'll bring that with the Christmas pudding, home-made using my mother's recipe, about five years ago.