GN Christmas party

ixion

Huge Ackman?
Isn't he Australian?

And there's me thinking this was to be a refined bash🤦‍♀️

Hey up!
We have some very refined Aussies on here 😂

As I haven’t worn heels for years, I’ll need a hand, so I’ll have two escorts - Josh Groban who can hold a tune and David Ginola, ex footballer and now wine producer. He can just read me the telephone directory while I stare at him!

David Ginola, ex footballer and now wine producer. He can just read me the telephone directory while I stare at him!

Hope he brings lots of sample bottles!

A LARGE packet of cheese and onion crisps. A thick rug and hot water bottle in case the party goes on a bit. Oh and a bottle of Bacardi, hic hic.

That rug will be handy NanKate, this is just night one of a week long party 🎉
I’m sure Aga has knitted some llama wool rugs. Whiffy but warm.

Anyone arriving in style, the helipad has been cleared in readiness. Sadly it’s several miles from the Argy so bring your comfy shoes and carry the Jimmy Choos.

Can I come if I bring some home made Scottish tablet?

Allira

^David Ginola, ex footballer and now wine producer. He can just read me the telephone directory while I stare at him!^

Hope he brings lots of sample bottles!

….but not buckets of samples!🤢

Sheila4483

Can I come if I bring some home made Scottish tablet?

No, we don’t have wifi 🤭

Why must we have llamas at our party? They’ve gone out of fashion, it’s all unicorns and giraffes now you know.Is there going to be fireworks?💥

Oreo

Why must we have llamas at our party? They’ve gone out of fashion, it’s all unicorns and giraffes now you know.Is there going to be fireworks?💥

I wondered that, too.
I've heard llamas mentioned on several occasions, but they must be before my time - literally on GN!

Perhaps we could have snakes, spiders and lizards, like some children have to hold at their parties? 🐍 🕷

I just had a parcel of treats from Carluccio's I'll bring the Cantucci.

Samsara1

I just had a parcel of treats from Carluccio's I'll bring the Cantucci.

Sounds good tho I have no clue what it is🤭

Some sort of animal?😁

Thank you Samsara, I don't mind if I do.
NanKate's blanket will be useful for FGT as she has forgotten to put on her vest, silly girl.

Is Cantucci something to do with fried chicken?

Llamas were ordered in error when a patron of the ArgyBargy wanted a sparkly outfit and ordered gold lame ( I don’t know how to put an acute accent over the e but you get the drift.
The first llamas arrived sprayed with gold sparkles and the rest as they say is history.

MartavTaurus if we have to hold spiders and snakes then yes Oreo there are bound to be fireworks.

If there are snakes and spiders, I won't be coming.

Thank you for explaining LauraNorder.

The furniture removers delivered all our possessions yesterday, mostof it boxes of books. I will bring several boxes of books as a present for everyone and plenty of mulled wine to drink whileyou read them curled up in front of a fire.

Can I bring Geoffrey? He may not be a llama but he is quite well behaved.

kittylester

Can I bring Geoffrey? He may not be a llama but he is quite well behaved.

Depends.

Will he scoff all the chocolates and drink all the mulled wine?

If so, leave him at home! 🎄

Oh Laura my English slipped up. Wait a minute, it doesn't matter, I am not English. I came to this foreign country from Scotland for a year but it has been a long one, around 45 of them.

I will still come, wanting to eat fish and chips, wearing my night attire. Is that any better?