Things that (sometimes unreasonably) get on your nerves...hopefully lighthearted

"All clear to the airport then?" Me..NO! I hope that you get stuck in a 5 mile traffic jam and miss your flight.
"I hope you haven't forgotten anything?"..."yes I'm going to forget to take you with me!"
"Remember what you forgot last time?"...."why don't you book the damned holiday yourself then?"
Now that advert would make me laugh!

"See the Waaarld with Viking Cruises"
Absolutely added to the list of deep irritations....good shout Witzend

A pet hate of mine , especially the last few days it seems to be even worse, is when you speak to a receptionist at the doctors, or someone does something for you , and you say thankyou, and they reply "No worries" . I have to concentrate on not answering back! . If I am in the doctors, I very probably do have worries, and when I thank someone, I am quite happy if they either smile and say nothing, or acknowledge with "you're welcome"

It doesnt bother me in the same way, but it amuses me when you meet a friend , either in the doctors or in the chemist , waiting for a prescription , and they say "Hello, how are you?"

I enjoy playing word games on my phone or tablet but the ads that pop up all the time drive me mad. Likewise on catchup and tv channels. I understand why they are needed but are so many really needed. Very often I delete a game or stop watching a catch up service out of pure frustration. I know you can pay to be ads frees but so many services show them, it would be a huge expense each month.