Your username explains how you die , how do you die?

Motorcycle accident

Bodach

BlueBelle

I thought you were going to say your 8 grandchildren knocked you flying and you hit your head on a kangaroos’ tail Nana8

Unfortunately I was crushed to death by someone’s size 10’s

I’ve just been pulling the wretched stuff out BlueBelle so it is on my mind, scratches and all! It was killing a lovely eucalyptus and I had to stretch up a lot, not good at my age on uneven ground ! My 8 grandchildren would probably moither me to death with all their techno knowledge, even the 6 great grandkids know more than I do.

Fartooold says it all!!

Fartooold

Fartooold says it all!!

I'm sure there's a poster called notgoneyet!

I'll pack my trunk and say goodbye to the circus. Off I'll go with a trumpety trump, trump, trump, trump ...

Run over by an Inxx whilst being serenaded by a Jordan.

I love this thread!
Helterskelter I made the mistake of polishing a sticky metal slide with furniture polish, my child survived the extremely fast run but the little boy in a shell suit? Well, that's a different story!

I ate 22 cookies but I had my doubts about the new flavouring they used.

Crushed by a fallen Christmas Tree 🎄

A very funny thread!

My name is so unimaginative so I suppose I'll just wither away.

Peed the bed when the electric blanket was on . Dead tired old woman.

Imprisoned in the Tower of London for trying to impersonate the Queen- got rumbled by mispelling 'ma'am'- put the "a's" in the wrong order and added ane extra one! 'Off with her head', ouch! 👑

Pecked to death by other hens in our coop when they discover that I've lived longer than most of them. I'm just an old boiler now.

Aldom

Bodach

Thanks, Aldom; I'm here all week!
If I'm spared, that is....

All on my own 😥

Doing Tree Pose under a tree when it falls down, and topples on me. Quite ironic/poetic really ha!

Climbing Everest.

Under the weight of all the shopping I do!

Trampled by cows.

Hit by lightning.

Trying to take a peak at my new look in the village well!

Fatal burns from a frying pan 🍳

Choking on a slice of bacon having been forced to eat my own dress ….

merlotgran

Oh I don’t think I need to explain. 🍷🍷 🤣🤣

Nice way to go!

Same here Merlot!
Or possibly at a football match!