Your username explains how you die , how do you die?

Happy after a full life!

Borne to Heaven in the arms of celestial Wombats who are suddenly and violently incapacitated by herpes, dropping me to fall to….

www.abc.net.au/news/science/2015-10-07/herpes-widespread-in-australian-marsupials/6783450?utm_campaign=abc_news_web&utm_content=link&utm_medium=content_shared&utm_source=abc_news_web

Ferret all dressed up and looking foxie on her demise

This is such a brilliant thread !

I probably trump everybody, as Matelda is deathless. Dante gives her a very impressive religious role in the Earthly Paradise, at the end of Purgatorio, but I like the part where she is singing and gathering flowers and just so sexy.

Mine needs no explanation!

Well don't really want to think of mine lol (I did actually ride a motorbike) and a scooter .

This thread is priceless.

Mumsnet, eat your heart out ❤️

Covered in black sticky stuff!

The bells were ringing for me in hell !
( I must be very naughty )

Coined by DGS aged 7 for dancing on tables.
That was during a slightly inebriated Greek night on holiday twenty years ago as in " Gosh granny, that WAS reckless of you!"
So I guess dancing on tables whilst drunk ?

My name means that I'm from Rome. I think I'm going to die of homesickness.

In the woods, inhaled the Spores of magic mushrooms and die laughing…

I'll jut get lost forever in the emerald forest.

I think a Waterstones bookcase will probably fall on me!

I ran out of fuel and fell to earth.

Crushed between two notes on my piano. Hmmmm, might need to change my user name 😆

This makes no sense at all !

Nuff said!

Attacked by a tiger.

SueDonim

I’ve no idea, but I’ll have a gravestone with a pseudonym on it.

SueDonim- or like Spike Milligan's headstone "I told you I was ill".
From a very young age I imagined my demise to be in a bedsit with a Baby Belling on the meter and wearing an old seen-better-days tartan dressing gown. No idea why or how I even knew about those things. Now, my wish is not to lose my marbles too much; leave before outstaying my welcome with someone I love to hold my hand.

AI tells me my username is a slang variant for a tallywhacker! Death by ...
Clue - touches of Bridgerton.

Whoops meant to add as per the question - two pretty beach pebbles - one on each eyelid

Matelda- unless it is true that Dante took Matelda from Matilda of Canossa... in which case it might be gout?

I planted a dangerous plant and it poisoned my system!