Your username explains how you die , how do you die?

When the world runs out of marmalade!

When the world runs out of Marmalade.

Floating in a warm Spanish sea 🌊

I would die peacefully in my sleep at a very old age in my Palace and surrounded by the Great and the Good.

A day of National Morning would take place and my funeral service would be televised by the BBC and transmitted throughout the World.

It would take place at Westminster Abbey and where l would laid to rest next to Royalty.

And the poem to go with inscribed on the stone?

"here lies.....
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eaten by a wolf....quick I suppose?

Shock when Wolverhampton Wanderers win the Double - Premier League Champions and FA Cup!

I will get a call...

In a surprising and unusual way.
A suprise to me too!

"Well, fancythat"!

I'll probably shrink away to nothing! 🤣

Pining away when Indiana does a runner with his secretary

Obviously I will just wing it 😂

Loving this Thread

It's a lovely thread because it shows so many posters with a sense of humour. I don't recognise all the names, but will look out for them now!

Fast!

My shoes are magically taken over and I dance into oblivion .......

Of Melancholia

The bannisters had been polished. I went down faster than usual, collided with a pile of hockey sticks, and smelly culottes, and boots that had been left at the bottom of the stairs. As I was coming round, a rogue hockey ball hit by the school champion shot through a stained glass window of St Cuthbert and finished me off.

Plevey meaning is derived from the Welsh word 'blaidd' meaning Wolf. So devoured I suppose..And I'm not even Welsh.
Some of these are very funny 🤣

That’s very Owen Meany, StTrinians!

Oh Owen Meany….just loved that book.

Does my username mean I’ll live to 100?
Only if I’m still independent please!

Mother had always warned me to be vigilant regarding hockey balls, but the sun was streaming in through that beautiful window. I was blinded by the light of St Cuthbert.

SueDonim, Jamesand John33, aha, Owen Meany...I will have a read. Thank you!

Lynched by the audience.