Your username explains how you die , how do you die?

Skiing down the Lazy Days ski run in Steamboat Springs
Blue blue skies and champagne powder snow

Crack my head toppling off my throne!

Does this mean I will get pickled with onions and gherkins ?

I'll be pecked to death by 22 little ducks because I didn't share my sandwiches.

Riding a huge expensive motorbike (borrowed!) off Beachy Head.

With a friend

I’m about to have a pacemaker fitted, so hopefully until the batteries run out!

Stabbed with my own knitting needles!

Being crushed by a grand piano.

Errm -
All FannyD out??

(Sorry)

I’ll evidently just do as I’m told!
Funnily enough, in my previous GN existence I’d have done the same.

A hybrid engineered dragonfly weighing 20 stone lands on me.

Exhaustion probably, after shouting “stop running/don’t touch that/mind your head/be careful/don’t lean over/listen to granny” looking after grandchildren during the school holidays 🤭

Quietly while reading my love letters.

Dropped from a great height from an aeroplane

Facing a runaway American

Shall I show you the way?

While living a pauper’s life after spending all my money on the grandchildren.

The flowers I want on my grave.

My username is the comment made by an aunt because I ride a motorcycle. So I guess my demise will be something to do with me doing something disgraceful on my big bad motorsickle.

I’m so pleased I chose this username sounds like I’ll be in my favourite place (bed) dolled up to the nines!

Eating a poisoned apple.........? Like Snow white , but not young and beautiful though............

Falling from a yacht moored in somewhere lovely.

Poisoned by pink hair dye 😂

Hit on the head by a Sax(ophone) pretty little pink flowers on my grave.