Your username explains how you die , how do you die?

Peacefully, of old age, I hope, but my username doesn't give me any clues to my ultimate demise.

Bitten to death!

Flipping heck! As I trip over the cat.

Every other tv programme is a quiz show and the ones in between feature celebrities kept together in close proximity, dancing, cooking or voting each other off for spurious reasons.
Oh, wait a minute......

Oops, I didn't quite get the rules. I'll try again...
Everyone in the world stops making unoriginal remarks about "gingers" and I die of disbelief.

Drowned - I would like to think surfing

Mauled to death by the only aggressive Labrador in the Galaxy ?
Crushed by an overweight Labrador rolling over onto me ?
Licked to death ?

Peacefully, when I'm even older than my username indicates I am now.

Which reminds me of the story of old Murdo, who was on his deathbed when he summoned his pal Hector. "Hector", he said; "We've been chums for a long, long time, and you know I'm not long for this world. Will you do something for me?" "Anything at all, dear friend", said Hector; "Just say the word". "Come closer", croaked Murdo; "This is for your ears only." So Hector bent down and placed his ear close to Murdo's parched, cracked old lips. "Under this bed", whispered the dying man, "there's a bottle of 100 year old Macallan (note; other whiskies are available). When I'm dead and in my coffin, and before they screw the lid down, would you sprinkle the contents of the bottle all over my poor corpse?" Hector looked his friend in the eye. "We've been friends all our lives, Murdo; it's the finest single malt in the world, and it's your dying wish. OF COURSE I'll do that for you". There followed a short pause, before Hector added, "You won't mind if I strain it through my kidneys first?"

Who knows ??? But I like this thread nonetheless

Dragged into a river and drowned because I had refused to let go of a gigantic trout who had seized on my favourite fishing fly😂! Ah, I wish!

No idea

Oh I don’t think I need to explain. 🍷🍷 🤣🤣

Nice way to go!

I don’t understand this at all 🤔

Fly away with the birds.

In a snowstorm.

Large tabby sits on my face whilst I'm sleeping

A high wind blows me into the river after a lot of dramatic flailing of branches....

Drowned in a cauldron of gravy

After a lovely tot of hot brandy with brown sugar- bliss!

Oh dear, mine’s going to be a sad con.

Cossy

Who knows ??? But I like this thread nonetheless

Strangled by a swimsuit, maybe?