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The night before Christmas

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MawBroon Fri 22-Dec-17 23:10:17

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'Twas the night before Christmas
I realised with a shock
Not a present was purchased
Not a bath salt or sock
No turkey was ordered
No sprouts to be had
And the milk that I had in the fridge had turned bad.
How could I have messed up?
No cake had been made
And all I could offer to drink was limeade
No tree in the window
No cards by the hearth
Was this how to celebrate Jesus's birth?
Would sausages do for our festive repast?
Might this family Christmas turn out as our last
Would the little ones say "That's enough, we do fear
That's the last time we come to you Granny dear
We think we'll just go to McDaonalds next year!
tchshocktchshocktchshock

When you've had a wee Baileys
Things are not what they seem
Thank god my "Nightmare Before Christmas"
Was ONLY A DREAM !! tchgrin

ninathenana Fri 22-Dec-17 23:25:00

Well done Maw tchsmile

Jalima1108 Fri 22-Dec-17 23:38:07

tchgrin

Auntieflo Sat 23-Dec-17 08:52:04

Maw, have you been in my head? wink you clever girl.

cornergran Sat 23-Dec-17 08:58:13

Love it mawb. tchsmile.

Mapleleaf Sat 23-Dec-17 16:44:34

Brilliant, Maw. ๐Ÿ˜

lemongrove Sat 23-Dec-17 17:49:09

Well done Maw you and Merlot are vying for the coveted position of GN Poet Laureate.tchsmile

NotAGran55 Sat 23-Dec-17 19:01:52

Brilliant !

Willow500 Sat 23-Dec-17 19:28:36

Wonderful grin

NanaandGrampy Sat 23-Dec-17 19:58:36

Fabulous!

Sar53 Sat 23-Dec-17 21:58:13

Wonderful Maw !!!tchsmile

grandtanteJE65 Sun 24-Dec-17 17:27:44

I hope you all have a very Happy Christmas