'Twas the night before Christmas I realised with a shock Not a present was purchased Not a bath salt or sock No turkey was ordered No sprouts to be had And the milk that I had in the fridge had turned bad. How could I have messed up? No cake had been made And all I could offer to drink was limeade No tree in the window No cards by the hearth Was this how to celebrate Jesus's birth? Would sausages do for our festive repast? Might this family Christmas turn out as our last Would the little ones say "That's enough, we do fear That's the last time we come to you Granny dear We think we'll just go to McDaonalds next year!
When you've had a wee Baileys Things are not what they seem Thank god my "Nightmare Before Christmas" Was ONLY A DREAM !!