I think Mr P may have lost the plot.

Never to late to put up decorations

Jeanie we have been known to put ours up Christmas eve night..not too late yet. However you don't have to.

You are so lucky Phoenix there will be not one bit of Christmas sparkle at our house this year.
We arrive home today after a trip and hubby things it too late to do anything this year, so there we'll be just the two of us having Christmas dinner and no decorations.

What a lovely man you have Phoenix Can you see your house from space yet. ?

Ha ha ha..meteor storm lights! You go Mr P!

I want one of those snow projectors for the front of the house. OH rolled his eyes but I know a shop which sells them......

Phoenix, I like the sound of Mr P very much!

As a Christmas enthusiast I feel you can never have too many lights, garlands, greenery, candles etc.

I am glad you let him get on with it. If only OH had half his Christmas spirit and energy.

He's having fun.
Phoenix you have such a good sense of humour.?

It's getting worse!

I came home from work to find a note saying that a parcel had been left in the shed.

It was addressed to Mr P, so thinking that it might be a Christmas present for me, I left well alone, putting it to one side for when he came home from work.

Rather than furtively putting it to one side, he pounced on it with great excitement, declaring, "Good oh, it's my meteor storm lights for outside!"

I'm now waiting to see how exactly he is going put them up, as we have no guttering at a suitable height or angle to suspend them from....................

I despair, I really do!

Keeps !!!

Keep him off the streets Phoenix ?

No such thing as too many twinkly lights in Winter - enjoy !

Phoenix. You have such a great sense of humor! Just love it.
You should write a book about your beloved Mr. P's antics.
Hope you both have a wonderful Christmas.

Superb, just sit back and drink it all in. He's happy

What a smashing post Phoenix. I may be a little bit in love with your Mr P x

But will they make the Christmas dinner taste any better?

30 metres is an awful lot. Was there a special offer on?

Well done Phoenix a woman after my own heart. Cheers ?

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When he's finished, could you send him along to me please. He sounds like a useful chap! I'm having trouble with 20 metres of outside lights and I need someone to hold the other end - once they're untangled ?

I am now sitting here with a glass of Cava, just waiting for John Travolta to burst through the kitchen door in a white suit, accompanied by the Bee Gees singing "Staying Alive"

I have no dance moves ready, but could at a pinch do a nifty flick to the left with a J cloth, while twirling a rubber glove.

Let him do it. Pour yourself a drink and watch the tv, IPad or read a book. Peace and quiet for you, Bliss.

phoenix I wouldn't stand still too long if I were you. You will be encircled with flashing lights and tinsel with a light up angel ? on your head singing Christmas carols Ho, Ho, Ho ?

In my opinion, Christmas should never be tasteful. The more tat the better and you can't go wrong with a bit of fibre optic. Hang on to that man ?

Oh Bridgeit in all fairness, he does do his bit!

I give him free rein in the kitchen dining room, the hall and the sitting room however remain (hopefully) rather more tastefully decorated!

This is brilliant,well as long as he takes it all down as well??⛄️?⛸?Merry Christmas, have a great time