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Any good Christmas jokes to share?

(7 Posts)
Urmstongran Sun 16-Dec-18 20:58:54

I heard a good one the other day;

‘Last year I got a turkey crown but it got a bit warm wearing it and the juices ran down my neck so we’re back to paper hats next year!’.

Anyone else got one to share?

merlotgran Sun 16-Dec-18 21:29:26

How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?
Nothing, it was on the house!

MissAdventure Sun 16-Dec-18 22:24:59

I went to buy a Christmas tree, and the cashier said "that's a lovely tree, are you putting it up yourself?"
"Don't be so disgusting, its going in my sitting room!"

Eglantine21 Sun 16-Dec-18 22:30:57


pensionpat Sun 16-Dec-18 23:21:18

Boots are selling Tampax with bells on. They’re for the Christmas period.

JackyB Mon 17-Dec-18 07:49:51

Any joke should be prefixed with "This one will sleigh you!"

Jane10 Mon 17-Dec-18 07:55:18