Will remember that I dont need to buy cards, as I have at least 4 packs stashed away in the bureau, that I bought in the January sales.
Will make sure that I have cleared the freezer of UFO's (Unidentified Frozen objects) to ensure that there is enough room for the turkey.
Buy the turkey early, remembering that the largest end of the "small" range is adequate for our needs.
If I forget the point above, resist the temptation, if forced into buying a turkey from the "medium" range, to get the biggest one in that range, because "as they are all the same price, I may as well get my money's worth "
Again, bearing in mind the point above, remember that although man may possibly be able to live on turkey alone, man may very well prefer not to. Ditto gammon.
Not buy Mr P a Christmas decoration for his late November birthday. His penchant for tasteless "flashing, light changing, sometimes musical festive items" is definitely NOT to be encouraged! (Although the look on his face when he unwraps it is lovely!
Instill in Minnie that no matter how tempting the Christmas baubles are, they are actually meant to stay on the twig trees, rather than be removed and batted around the floor.
Second to the point above, give her a right good telling off, if she tries one more time to climb up the largest one. (Its her first Christmas since we rescued her, hopefully she will get the hang of it, if not, then she will NOT be getting her share of the cooked giblets!
And finally, try to remember all of these!
To think that London, or anywhere else for that matter, does not belong to any one demographic